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  • [Video starts at the door being banged]
  • Mario: Who could that be at this time of night? [Mario opens the door to see Black Yoshi and Officer Goodman] Hello?
  • Goodman: Is this one yours?
  • Mario: Wha-- Black Yoshi?!
  • Black Yoshi: Folk! I ain't do nothing!
  • Mario: Wha-wha-- Officer, what did he do?
  • Goodman: Well, I caught him stealing inactive gift cards at a local convenience store.
  • Black Yoshi: Folk! I thought that have money on them!
  • Mario: Black Yoshi, why would you steal?! Why are you always stealing?!
  • Black Yoshi: Folk, I need some money. You don't let me use your credit card no more, and i'm trying to buy some map packs, and.... I need some money, folk. (Mario signs) Oh, and welfare check ain't comin' yet!
  • Mario: Whatever, Black Yoshi. Stop doing that! W-w-what do I gotta do officer?
  • Goodman: Well, his bail set a $5,000.
  • Mario: FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS?!! Black Yoshi, where am I gonna get that money?
  • Black Yoshi: Folk, there's a stolen credit card under my pillow.
  • Mario: Wha--?
  • Black Yoshi: Th-the name on it is Jon, folk. Go-go get it, pay the man his money, so he won't take me to jail.
  • Mario: But... that's stolen! It's illegal, Black Yoshi.
  • Black Yoshi: Folk, he don't know that. He thinks yo name Johnny is.
  • Mario: I'll be right back, officer. Lemme go get my "non-stolen" credit card.
  • Goodman: Alright.
  • [cuts to Mario getting the credit card]
  • Mario: Okay, officer, here's my totally "not-stolen" credit card.
  • Goodman: Alright, go ahead. Put it in. Ah! [opens mouth]
  • Mario: P-put it in?
  • Goodman: Yeah. Go ahead. Put it in my mouth. Ah! [opens mouth again]
  • Mario: Uh... okay--? [Mario put it in when Goodman grabs it with his mouth, tastes it, and spits it out] Wha-- What's that about?
  • Goodman: Well, I have a card reader in my mouth. I just charge you five thousand dollars. So you're free to go, Black Yoshi
  • Black Yoshi: Ah, folk! Man, thank you so much, Ma-- I mean, Jon! Man, thanks for the five thousand dollar bail, folk!
  • Mario: Wha--
  • Black Yoshi: I'll repay you somehow.
  • Mario: Whatever, Black Yoshi. So what do we do now, officer?
  • Goodman: Well, Black Yoshi still has a court date tomorrow.
  • Mario: A court date? Tomorrow?
  • Goodman: Mm-hmm.
  • Mario: Well, what do we do at the court date?
  • Goodman: Well, at the court, the uh... the judge will determine if Black Yoshi has turned his life around. And if he has, great! He's free to go. And if he has not, then he could get 25 years to life in prison.
  • Mario: TWENTY-FIVE YEARS TO LIFE?!!
  • Black Yoshi: Man, I... I ain't going back, folk. I ain't doing it! I'm not going! 
  • Mario: We'll work it out. So.... alright. Thank you, officer. 
  • Goodman: Mm-hmm. Have a great night. 
  • Mario: You too. 
  • Goodman: Ah! Make sure that monkey behaves. 
  • Mario: Wha-- Mon--? Did you just called him a monkey? 
  • Black Yoshi: Folk, I know he didn't call me no monkey! 
  • Mario: T-that's racist! 
  • Goodman: No. It's the monkey behind you.
  • [they turned around to see Donkey Kong]
  • Black Yoshi: Ohh! Look at that monkey.
  • Mario: Oh. I thought you're calling my black friend monkey.
  • Goodman: No. Not at all.
  • Mario: A-alright, I'll see you later, officer.
  • Goodman: Alright.
  • [Goodman walks off. Cuts to Black Yoshi playing Call of Duty]
  • Black Yoshi: Ba! ba, ba, ba! Ooh folk, man! I got a kill-streak! (Mario approaches to Black Yoshi)
  • Mario: Black Yoshi!
  • Black Yoshi: Ba! Ba ba ba! Oh folk, man, you scare the hell out of me, man!
  • Mario: Do you not care that you might go to jail for life?
  • Black Yoshi: Ba! Folk, the cop was just playing, man. He-he just joking, folk. You pay him $5,000! He ain't gonna send me no court!
  • Mario: Black Yoshi, you have to go to court. If you don't go to court, they are gonna send a warrant for your arrest, and you're going to jail!
  • Black Yoshi: Folk, that's a scare tactics. They're trying to... they're trying to get me, folk! They're trying to scare me into being rape, man!Tthere ain't no harm in stealing some inactive gift cards.
  • Mario: Black Yoshi.
  • Black Yoshi: Bop! Bop! Bop!
  • Mario: You need to get your life on track. You're a bad person!
  • Black Yoshi: (gasps loudly) And... you wanna know what you is?
  • Mario: What?
  • Black Yoshi: (takes Mario's hat off) Folk, you bald!
  • Mario: Give me my.... give me my hat back, Black Yoshi! You know what? You're gonna-- If you're gonna go to jail for the rest of your life, you don't turn your life around!
  • Black Yoshi: Folk, you gonna be bald for the rest of your life!
  • [cuts to Mario going to the bathroom]
  • Mario: (sighs) Stupid Black Yoshi! he doesn't understand that he needs to stop doing bad things! I wish there was someone that would show him what his life would be like if he kept doing bad things. (sighs) And I would give my soul to have my hair back.
  • [Craig the devil appears]
  • Craig: Bahhhhh!!
  • Mario: Wha-The devil?!
  • Craig: Hello!
  • Mario: Go away!
  • Craig: Oh-
  • Mario: Your evil and mean!
  • Craig: Oh come on man that hurts.
  • Mario: Wha- welp welp well you why are you here?!
  • Craig: Well somebody said something about souls , so thats kind of my thing
  • Mario: Well im im not giving you my soul! so go away im a christian and i believe in god!
  • Craig: Oh well ok that's how you feel i suppose.
  • Mario: Yeah- wait wait wait wait wait look at that hair you have glorious hair

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