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"Black Yoshi's Job Interview!" is the 370th episode of SML Movies.

Synopsis[]

Mario is making Black Yoshi get a job!

Plot[]

The video begins with Mario walking into the living room where Black Yoshi is playing Call of Duty. Mario shows Black Yoshi the month's bills, which are unusually high. Black Yoshi is unable to read them, so Mario brings in a version of the paper where all of the words are extremely slurred. Mario tells Black Yoshi that he is going to have to get a job to help pay off the bills, but Black Yoshi is neither capable nor willing to work. The doorbell rings and Mario leaves to answer it.

The person at the door is Goodman, who tells Mario that if he does not pay his bills by 3 p.m. tomorrow, he is going to brutally maim him, trying (and failing) to use a Slinky going down the stairs as a visual metaphor. Mario says that there should be no problem since Black Yoshi is getting a job. As Goodman leaves, he tells Mario that he is going to piss in the sink on his way out.

Black Yoshi still refuses to go do a job interview, so Mario lures him downstairs using a KFC takeout box on a string. Brooklyn T. Guy is waiting for him and asks him some questions so he can decide what job Black Yoshi is capable of. Black Yoshi shows his incompetence, so Brooklyn Guy decides that Black Yoshi is going to work as his assistant at some of his jobs so that Black Yoshi can decide what job is best for him.

The first job they go to is Brooklyn Guy's job as a surgeon, where he is about to perform brain surgery on Hansel the hobo. He asks Black Yoshi for a scalpel, which Black Yoshi interprets as "scoopis" and hands him an ice cream scoop (a "scoopis"). Brooklyn Guy explains that he needs something that cuts into things, so Black Yoshi hands him a pizza slicer. Brooklyn Guy says this will not work either, so Black Yoshi brings him a mallet to bash Hansel's skull open. Brooklyn Guy settles for the pizza roller and successfully removes Hansel's brain, saying he needs to wash it because he has a "dirty mind". Black Yoshi takes it to the sink but accidentally drops it out of a window (despite there being no windows in the operating room). Deciding that this job will not work, Brooklyn Guy takes Black Yoshi to another job.

The next job they try is a 911 operator. Brooklyn Guy tells Black Yoshi that his duties are to ask people what their emergencies are and where they are located, then have Brooklyn Guy go and help them. Although he is told to answer each call with "911, what is your emergency?", Black Yoshi answers the first call with "Yo, yo, yo, what you want?". The call is from Judy, who says that Cody got his penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner, despite Cody insisting that it is not an emergency because he is enjoying it.

Not wanting to deal with the situation, Brooklyn Guy has Black Yoshi hang up. The next call is from Patrick, who claims that his mom dropped him off at the park and drove off, although he is not specific about which park, he is at. He then spots a coyote approaching him and thinks it wants to play, but instead it mauls him and the call ends. This convinces Brooklyn Guy that a 911 operator is not the best job for Black Yoshi either.

The last job they attempt is delivering pizza. Since Black Yoshi admitted to being a thief during the interview, Brooklyn Guy does not trust him delivering pizzas to other people's houses, so he has him practice on his own, with Britknee standing in as the customer. Brooklyn Guy tells Black Yoshi to only accept cash as payment, however, when Britknee asks in a seductive tone if there is any other way she can pay for the pizza, Black Yoshi can't help himself and tells her to expose her breasts. Just as Britknee is about to do so, Brooklyn Guy steps in and reprimands Black Yoshi for failing all three jobs and tells him to go inside the house.

Mario is upset that Black Yoshi still has no job (nor does he want one), but then he remembers that with Black Yoshi's obsession with video games, he can make a gaming channel. The video ends with Mario breaking the fourth wall by looking at the camera and sarcastically remarking that Black Yoshi could "get millions of views, make a lot of money, have almost 3 billion video views and 5 million subscribers, and then one day get it taken away and make him move to another account" (referencing what happen to SML).

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Errors[]

  • Black Yoshi said in "Jeffy's Wifi Problem!" that he can't count, but in this episode, he says he can only count to 18. It is possible that he has learned how to count to 18.
  • Despite Black Yoshi claiming that he can only count up to 17 (later 18), he has said many numbers much greater than 18.
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