Black Yoshi: Ooh folk! I love Call of Duty so much, folk. I love it better than my baby mom.
Joseph: (As CharleyBrown678) Dude shut up! We don't care!
Black Yoshi: CharleyBrown? CharleyBrown678, is that you?
Black Yoshi: Is that you talking mess? I know you ain't talking mess after I whipped your booty last time. My blind grandma can play better than you, and she at a nurse home folk. She ain't got Call of Duty.
Joseph: Dude, I don't care about your grandmother, okay? Just ugh, shut up! Gosh, I'm trying to play this game.
Black Yoshi: Okay, okay, I... I see how it goes. You better... you better watch out. Next game folk, I got you fucked!
Joseph: (angrily) Ugh! Just shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!
Announcer: Call of Duty fans! Get ready for quadruple XP weekend! It starts right now! Four times the XP, all weekend long!
Black Yoshi: Quad... Quad, Quadruple XP weekend, folk! CharleyBrown, CharleyBrown! You hear that? Quadruple XP weekend folk!
Joseph: Dude, leave me alone.
Black Yoshi: I'm 'bout to turn up man! I'ma get my 5-Hour Energy. (gets his 5-Hour Energy bottle) Cheers, Jesus. (drinks his 5-Hour Energy bottle) Ah, woo! I'm 'bout to turn up man. Charley! Charley! I just got me my 5-Hour Energy, folk. I'm 'bout to turn up this quadruple weekend folk, how 'bout you folk? How 'bout you?
Joseph: If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to report you.
Black Yoshi: Yeah aight, aight, aight, aight. (yawns) Oh man. (sniffs) That 5-Hour Energy folk ain't doing nothing for me man. Feel like a 5-Second Energy, man. I'm about to go ask Mario for his credit card, I'm bout to go get me some energy drinks folk. I'll be right back man. Hey Charley, Charley, hold down folk, hold it down! Where Mario at?
Bowser: (sighs and puts the plate down) Chef Pee Pee, Chef Pee Pee. Can you tell me what do you see on that plate right there?
Chef Pee Pee: Ugh, the steak you ordered.
Bowser: Heh, the steak I ordered. (laughs sarcastically) That's really funny because, I never ordered a steak! I ordered a hot dog! Did you hear that, Chef Pee Pee?
[Earlier that Day scene.]
Bowser: Chef Pee Pee! I'm hungry! So I want you to make me a medium-rare steak, and I want it in five minutes, or I'ma kill you! You got that? Good! Hmph.
[Scene returns to Chef Pee Pee and Bowser.]
Chef Pee Pee: Hot dog? You never asked for a hot dog. You asked me to make you a steak, medium-rare steak. I remember you came in here like, (imitates Bowser's voice) "Chef Pee Pee, make me a steak! I've been hungry for all five minutes! Please make me a steak or I'ma kill you!" And then you have your son coming in here like, (imitates Bowser Junior's voice) "Junior. Oh, Chef Pee Pee, please! Please. I need another snack! Oh, come and play horsy with me. Oh please please." That doesn't fly with me! Now you can't even make up your mind over this steak! Come on Bowser, give me a break!
Bowser: First of all, me and my son do not sound like that. Your imitations are so horrible! And second of all, this stake needs to be turned into a hotdog in 5 minutes! Because you SUCK at cooking! I never asked for a steak! You need to get it right, okay? Or I will,murder you! I don't like using killing anymore. Killing is a bad term. I WILL MURDER YOU! YOU GOT THAT? OKAY! (walks away)
Chef Pee Pee: Ooh! Bowser I can't stand him! I know he asked me for a steak. I KNOW it! (sighs) And he expects me to change this is to a hotdog?! How am I going to do that? I'm not a magician! Ahh! GOD! I wish I can just kill him! Get him out of my life! Why-- (Thought of something) I can... I can hire a hitman! Oh! Why didn't I think of this sooner? Yeah! Where's the phone book? Where is it? (brings a phonebook and sighs) Time to find this hitman. Hope it's easy enough. Uhh... no, we don't need any life insurance. We're trying to take life so right now... um-- Ooh! "Need a hitman? Call Black... Yoshi... 555.... Oooh folk." I don't know what a folk is, but whatever. (Gets phone and dials phone number 555-Ooh-Folk!) "555... Owh.... Folk." Okay. Yeah. (Phone buzzing)
Black Yoshi: Man forget Mario man! He won't let me borrow his credit card to buy some energy drinks? Man whatever! I'm just gonna sit here and play me some Call Of Duty. (Phone rings) Oh man! My phone ringing! (answers it) Yeah wazzup, folk. Who's this?
Chef Pee Pee: Oh oh. Hello! Uhh... my name is Chef Pee Pee.
Black Yoshi: Uhh, sorry folk. Uhh.. I don't deal with pee-pee. That's gay, folk.
Chef Pee Pee: No no. That's my name! Uhh... I'm looking for a hitman.
Black Yoshi: (Laughs) Call man, for real. Your name's Pee Pee? What's the codeword man?
Chef Pee Pee: Codeword? Ugh... Codeword...codeword... (looks for the codeword) Ooh ooh, codeword! Uhh, the code word is Koolaid!
Black Yoshi: Alright, folk. Who am I gonna kill?
Chef Pee Pee: Ugh! It's my boss, Bowser! He makes me SO angry!
Black Yoshi: Aight. Uh... one angry boss. That'll be about uh... t-t-t-t... uhh... 5,000 dollars, folk.
Chef Pee Pee: 5,000 dollars?! I can't afford that! There has to be something else I can do! Uh... I'm a chef! I can cook something for you. I know! Umm... (Breathes) I got some stake right here.
Black Yoshi: Nahh... folk I'ma take ass. Whoa whoa! Hold on folk! You said... you said you're a chef, right?
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah, I'm a chef! I can cook anything!
Black Yoshi: Oh, folk! D-do you think you can make uh... a energy drink, WITH purple Koolaid in it? That'll keep me up like... ALL weekend folk! I'm talking energy and purple koolaid folk! C-c-c-can you do it?
Chef Pee Pee: Uhh... uhh, yeah! Yeah yeah, sure! I can do that!
Black Yoshi: Aight, we got a deal then. You make my Koolaid, and I kill Boozer, aight? I'll kill your boss for ya.
Chef Pee Pee: Alright, bye-bye! Thank you so much! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Black Yoshi: Aight, folk ganna be there soon! Bye! (hangs up) Yeah! I got my Koolaid energy drink folk. Yeeeaaah!!!!
Chef Pee Pee: (Breathes) Yes! Finally, i'ma be a free man! Hohoho! Now I got to make some-some type of energy drink. How am I going to do that? Oh! I can't really make one, but I have the money to buy some!
[cuts to Chef Pee Pee with loads of Monster drinks]
Chef Pee Pee: (sighs) Okay, I got every single monster I could find! This will be perfect! I invested all of my life savings just for this one moment! I know it's gonna be worth it. He's gonna kill my boss! My boss Bowser! Now I got my theory. It's going to be the perfect theory. Correct me if i'm wrong, but if I mix every single one of these energy drinks, it just put it all into ONE! It makes a big explosion of energy in your system! (sighs) He'll be full of energy for like weeks! It'll be the perfect one, and I gotta add that little Koolaid he's been asking for. But, mix it all together, and just... (sighs) And just... takes it to the mouth. (Protends to have all energy drinks with koolaid in his mouth) Just gulp it down! He'll be full of energy just... (imitates running) ...just running everywhere. (sighs) I'm full of energy just talking about it. It's time to get started! But first... i'ma start my music playlist! (Taps the playlist button and music starts playing) Oh yeah! (Opens 1 can) Ahh! (Opens another can) Ahh! (Opens another can) Ahh! (Opens another can) Oh yes, my beautiful's! (Music playing in the background. Pours all the energy drinks in tiny cups. Makes an evil ''chuckle''. Gets a pitcher) Okay, I got the pitcher! Now I got to get all of these little-bitty drinks inside of this thing. I'ma start with this one. (pours it) Ahh! Sounds nice! (pours next one) Ooh! A little bit of flavor. (pours next one) Mmm! Come on, Incredible Hulk! (pours next one) Ooh, someone's gonna need some muscles after this. (pours next one) Gonna need a rehab after this drink.Woo! (pours next one) Man, I can smell the energy! Mmm! (pours next one. Smells it) Ahh! Smells nice! (Pours in the rest with music in the background. Wistles while mixing, then smells it) Ahh! My concoction is complete! Oh yeah! I need my special ingredient! Uh... Boogleboogleboo! Ahh, yeah. It's perfect now! Oh yeah. Ahh! I almost forgot! I got to get the Koolaid! (Goes off screen to get it)
[Black Yoshi comes in]
Black Yoshi: Comin' in here to check on my man to see how he's doing with my Koolaid energy drink.
[cuts to Chef Pee Pee holding a package of cheery Koolaid]
Chef Pee Pee: All I got to do now is add the final ingredient: The Koolaid.
Black Yoshi: Whoa whoa, folk! What're you doing, man!?
Chef Pee Pee: You... you told me to add the Koolaid. This is the Koolaid, right?
Black Yoshi: Folk! Everyone knows, black folks don't drink cherry Koolaid.
Chef Pee Pee: Since when?
Black Yoshi: Uhh, since forever folk! Since the beginning of time, man. They drink grape Koolaid, man. Watchya doin'?
Chef Pee Pee: So where am I suppose to get this "grape Koolaid"?
Black Yoshi: I got it right here, folk. (Brings grape Koolaid)
Chef Pee Pee: Uh... okay. Then just... add--
Black Yoshi: This is how much you add right here. (Adds a lot of grape Koolaid)
Chef Pee Pee: T-that... that much!?
Black Yoshi: Yeah, folk. Okay... is that already? Look at it! It's golden as folk! Exactly what I wanted! You balled out here! You got every one of the monsters?
Chef Pee Pee: I tried to make the perfect one for you. Just make sure you kill my boss!
Black Yoshi: What you doing, folk? You had to stir it to give it a warm, good stir! Yeah!!
Chef Pee Pee: Does it look appetizing, right? It-it looks delicious, huh?
Black Yoshi: Yeah, folk! Man, we're gonna turn on for this one!
Chef Pee Pee: Delicious enough to kill my boss?
Black Yoshi: Absolutely, folk!
Chef Pee Pee: Okay, that's good enough to know! (Continues to stir)
[Chef Pee Pee and Black Yoshi smells it]
Black Yoshi: Oh yeah, folk. That... that good right there.
Chef Pee Pee: Smells delicious, right?
Black Yoshi: Yeah folk. You... you want me some or what? You just gonna stay in here and smell it all day?
Chef Pee Pee: Of course. I got you. I got you. Here you go. (pours it)
Black Yoshi: Yeah! Oooh! Yeah!
Chef Pee Pee: Look at it. It looks so energy-like and full of... drink I guess.
Black Yoshi: Alright, folk. 'Bout to take a sip to see how good you did, man. It looks pretty damn good, but y'know, I'ma hit that sip one time.
Chef Pee Pee: Okay.
[Black Yoshi drinks it, grunts and puffing]
Chef Pee Pee: What's wrong? Are you okay? (Black Yoshi takes off) Where did Black Yoshi go? (Black Yoshi was seen flying outta Earth) Black Yoshi, come down here right now! You still have to kill my boss!
Bowser: (off-screen) What?
Chef Pee Pee: (Fake chuckles) What?
Bowser: Did I just hear what I think I heard?
Chef Pee Pee: (Fake chuckles) What did you hear, Bowser?
Bowser: Uh.. that you wanted to kill me!
Chef Pee Pee: Oh... no no. You have it all wrong, Bowser. It's just a misunderstanding. I meant that I wanted to kill you taste buds with this energy drink I just made.
Bowser: Energy drink!? (Smells it) You're suppost to be making me a hotdog!
Chef Pee Pee: Ahh! See-see... it-it's hotdog flavored! I had to grind up some hotdogs in the blender and made the drink for you.
Bowser: Hmph! I guess it does make sense. My jaw was hurting a little bit.
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah yeah! You should take a sip of it!
Bowser: (sighs) Okay. (Drinks it. Then starts to shake)
Chef Pee Pee: Um... is there something wrong? (Bowser takes off like Black Yoshi did) Yes! My energy drink is making everybody disappear! Hahaha!
Toad: (appears) Hey, Chef Pee Pee. Watchya up to?
Chef Pee Pee: Oh nothing. You want to try out my energy drink? (Laughs)