Not a joke.... Jeffy LOVES Carrots though, Marvin should feed Jeffy carrots (especially "honey glazed baby carrots") instead of green beans.
Do you think Marvin should be sued for force-feeding Jeffy green beans for so many years?
What's on your mind?
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Not a joke.... Jeffy LOVES Carrots though, Marvin should feed Jeffy carrots (especially "honey glazed baby carrots") instead of green beans.
Do you think Marvin should be sued for force-feeding Jeffy green beans for so many years?
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I think one where they try to send duggie back to his time period would be cool
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We all know Marvin & Rose are married, share an adopted kid (Jeffy), & are actually a healthy couple. But are they really? Well the answer is, NO! Rose is always taking Jeffy's side, talking to her exes, getting mad at Marvin for talking to his exes, accusing him of cheating, and (possibly) cheating on Marvin which explains the Mikey theory. But what if one day, in SML Canon, Marvin lost it, snapped, & actually killed Rose? Well we could look at a few scenarios we could look at if Marvin decided to kill Rose. The first being if Marvin killed Rose before “SML Movie: Jeffy’s Parents!”, the other scenario being if Marvin killed Rose after “SML Movie: Jeffy’s Parents!” but before “SML Movie: Jeffy’s 18th Birthday!”, then the last scenario being if Marvin killed Rose after “SML Movie: Jeffy’s 18th Birthday!”.
Homophobes and transphobes? Because in my club for the LGBTQ+ community after school at Sera we were talking about words such as Tr*nny and F*ggot and on how they can be considered as homophobic and transphobic, etc and I hope y'all learn to accept that people are different not everyone should be a straggot (Btw that's not a real word but I uses it to describe heterosexuals since yes I have a dislike for a few of them since they hate me for being Asexual, Bisexual and Queer.
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Mediocre. Brooklyn guy was ok, the ending wasn’t very good, lots of filler, Uncle Sam was decent. Overall I didn’t care for this video, this is a video that we can look back on and say “man, that video certainly exists” and then never talk about it again. In all seriousness though it was really hard to even mention a single thing that happened in this video that is how much of a nothing type video this is. 4/10.
(Note this will be a very long post, I will make a TL;DR at the end if you are those who are not willing to read what I have to say)
Okay, so I have made a decision to quit/leave/retire the SML Fandom as a whole. I am honestly just starting to get bored of the Fandom as I am honestly getting tired of SML and this Fandom. (Although, I may Comeback although, its extremely unlikely) I know it may be sudden for some but I will explain why
Most of what SML provides mostly bores me to tears. Especially April, most of the videos just did not appeal to me (with a small exception of King Joseph). and honestly, I just find my self asking why I watch SML? It just feels like a massive time waster. Most of the episodes I find to be nothing but overrated mediocrity (Especially the Kindergarten Series).
Most of the Videos just feel formulaic and now, they are starting to reuse elements (while I do not find it to be a net negative), it can be used over and over again making it pretty dull and repetitive (and not in a good way). Elements they reuse is Anthony voice acting those who rage over the time, while I do find it funny at times, it honestly gets predictable for how overdone it is. Another element I find that to be reused is the court scene, as 95% of all the episodes in 2024 takes place in a court room if its related to criminal activities and while I love Judge Pooby as a character, I feel that he can be honestly overused. The Stripper Scenes are overused IMO, and I find these scenes really annoying.
Also, I feel like the humor is also getting worse. Most of the humor can come of as rather obnoxious then something that i can get a laugh out of. Another thing I would like to point out is "Elsagate" Humor, especially when it comes to Cody X Timmy as I find them to be very cringeworthy IMO, and when it comes to sexual content, I am pretty sensitive towards topic like these. I rewatched the Talent Show, and Hot Dog Stand, one is now a 7/10 and one is a 4/10 and from my previous 8 and 5 rankings.
That is all I want to cover about the show, and as for the Fandom itself, I honestly am getting bored. Now I may have been responding to polls and creating them, but I honestly just feel tired of doing it. The Fandom is boring for the most part IMO. And no offense but I have the genuine feeling some people can just act full of themselves (When it comes to Users Like Pesquick, even if I agree with his criticisms).
Okay for those who want a TL;DR: it is that I decided to quit the Fandom as a whole as I find most of SML Stale and the Community is boring as sin.
One More Final Thing, If you are wanting to communicate with me
So If You Guys Are Willing to Follow Up On Me I have some Social Medias
Discord:
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Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/sirstevenson9999/
(DW, I still review SMG4, it SML I am Dropping)
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/StevensonS99
And if you have any other Social Media You Use, Tell me and I will see what I can work on.
One Last Thing, While I am not Leaving the Wiki Yet, I am only going to be answering questions you have (If you want to).
THE LAST DAY FOR ME TO ANSWER ANY QUESTION IS ON APRIL 19 2024, 11:59 PM MT.
So While This will not be my last Message, this will be my last post where I discuss on this Fandom. So I will be truly quitting on April 19. I honestly am Done with the series and the Fandom I Hope you All Have A Good One, and Have a Great Day :)
Yours Truly
SirSteve9999
(Jeffy) Hey daddy, can I go outside and play with my chalk?
(Marvin) No Jeffy, its raining outside, it'll wash the chalk away.
(Jeffy) But I want to draw a chalk cock.
(Marvin) A what?
(Jeffy) A cock out of chalk.
(Marvin) No Jeffy!
(Jeffy) Well I mean a chicken, daddy.
(Marvin) Oh.
(Jeffy) With a dick.
(Marvin) Jeffy no you're not going outside, its thunder storming and raining, tell him baby.
(Rose) Yeah its way too rainy out, Jeffy
(Marvin) Yeah look, ima turn on the news, and maybe they'll talk about the weather.
THE NEWS COME ON
(Woody) Breaking News, storms are brewing all across the country, It's raining cats and shrimpo's out there, let's go to the weather girl now.
(The Weather Girl) Hey There, so like it's raining and storming today, so don't go outside, otherwise you'll get soaking wet, like this.
OH MY GOD, YASSS.
CUTS BACK TO THE HOUSE
(Rose) I don't think she's a really good weather person, I Think they should fire her.
(Marvin) Oh no no no no, she's doing her job right, like she really knows the weather, like she really knows it.
(Rose) Marvin, if you think she's pretty, just say it.
(Marvin) I don't think she's pretty, obviously she's attractive, they're not going to put someone ugly on the news.
(Rose) Well why don't you just marry her then.
(Jeffy) Daddy, when it's raining outside, is it because the clouds are sad and they're crying, cause that makes me sad.
(Marvin) Why is everyone crying? There's someone at the door, Shut up, SHUT Up!
CUTS TO THE FRONT DOOR
(Marvin) Hello?
(Brooklyn T. Guy) Hey there.
(Marvin) Woah, you're soaking wet!
(Brooklyn T. Guy) Yeah, I'm like a college girl around Justin Bieber, I don't know, i don't know who they like anymore, I'm cold and wet.
(Marvin) Why are you so cold and wet?
(Brooklyn T. Guy) It's pissing out there.
(Marvin) Oh, well why are you out there during the rain.
(Brooklyn T. Guy) Well just because it's raining doesn't mean I stop being a cop you know people actually commit more crimes in the rain cause they think cops aren't going to do anything but no, I still got to pull them over and that's why I'm so wet, they get to just sit in their car and I have to stand there in the rain writing, and there's also been a lot of drowning.
(Marvin) Drownings?
(Brooklyn T. Guy) Yeah people like to stare up at the sky with their mouth open like a turkey until they drown.
(Marvin) Why do they do that?
(Brooklyn T. Guy) I don't know they're fucking stupid, I got to go around and close their mouth for them so I've been doing that.
(Marvin) Oh, well what are you doing here?
(Brooklyn T. Guy) Well, I figured since I was over here maybe I could come in and use your shower and dry my clothes.
(Marvin) Oh, my shower.
(Brooklyn T. Guy) What, yeah who the fuck else's shower would I be talking about, why did you answer like we haven't been talking this whole time?
(Marvin) Oh, I was just confused at the shower question.
(Brooklyn T. Guy) Okay, can I come in or not?
(Marvin) Uh, I mean I, uh-
(Brooklyn T. Guy) Look if you don't want me to come in that's fine, I can go back to my car and get pneumonia.
(Marvin) No no no no no you can, just just uh just just shake like a dog real quick
(Brooklyn T. Guy) Is that better?
(Marvin) Yeah, Okay.
(Brooklyn T. Guy) Okay.
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BACK TO THE VIDEO
(Rose) Who was at the door Marvin?
(Marvin) A co-
(Rose) The weather girl?
(Marvin) Why would the weather girl be at the door?
(Rose) Because you love her and she's your girlfriend and you want to have her babies
(Marvin) It was a cop.
(Rose) Wait, why is a cop here?
(Marvin) Because he got wet from the rain and he wanted to use our shower.
(Rose) That's a lie Marvin it was the weather girl and you know it.
(Brooklyn Guy) Hey there, I take really quick showers.
(Rose) Wait, is that my bathrobe?
(Brooklyn Guy) Yeah, it's really nice and I didn't have any other clothes to change into, also whoever's loofah that was in the shower, I really hope you don't wash the inside of your ass with it cause I washed my face and now I'm worried.
(Marvin) Why would you wash your face with someone else's loofah?
(Brooklyn Guy) Well it was in there and you offered the shower so I just assumed it was new.
(Marvin) No it's not a hotel we don't have new stuff for you to use.
(Brooklyn Guy) Well I used it.
(Rose) Well now I got to throw it away.
(Brooklyn Guy) No you don't I don't wash my ass.
(Marvin) What?
(Brooklyn Guy) No I don't wash my ass what's the point it's just going to get dirty anyway, that's why I have toilet paper.
(Jeffy) I agree.
(Rose) Eww
(Marvin) Okay listen, are you ready to go back on duty can you go back on your cop job?
(Brooklyn Guy) Well I need somebody to dry my clothes, let me go get them.
NEXT SCENE
(Brooklyn Guy) Here you go blondie, dry it.
(Rose) What am I supposed to do with this.
(Brooklyn Guy) Put it in the dryer you're the wizard.
(Rose) Why don't you dry it?
(Brooklyn Guy) What are you insane, I don't know how to use a dryer, I don't do my own laundry, I don't even know how to wash my own ass.
(Rose) Wait, you're wearing my bathrobe with a dirty ass?
(Brooklyn Guy) Yeah, I've been scratching it, it's been pretty itchy from how dirty it is.
(Rose) Now I have to throw that away too.
(Brooklyn Guy) No you don't, I'll take it.
(Rose) Ugh, I will just dry your shirt.
(Brooklyn Guy) So what have you boys been up to?
(Marvin) Just watching the news and the weather.
(Brooklyn Guy) oh have you seen the new weather girl, oh she's so hot right? Oh I got to stop talking about her, I'm only wearing a bathrobe, I don't want to look like uh, like um, like a thing that wears a bathrobe with it's dick out, like uh like like Winnie The Pooh, wearing a bathrobe, or the Washington Monument wearing a bathrobe but it's smaller and it's also a penis. So uh, the weather girl's hot right Marvin?
(Marvin) Oh, Yeah.
(Brooklyn Guy) Yeah Yeah, so would you bang her?
(Marvin) What?
(Brooklyn Guy) Would you bang the weather girl?
(Marvin) Oh Yeah.
(Brooklyn Guy) Come on Marvin, You'd bang the weather girl right?
(Marvin) I said yeah.
(Brooklyn Guy) Well I want to hear you say the words "I would bang the weather girl" Come on.
(Marvin) Uh, Yeah yeah yeah I would bang the weather girl.
(Rose) I knew it!
(Marvin) Oh oh no bullshit, no no no he got me to say- he just said it too.
(Brooklyn Guy) Oh Marvin I would never, I am a happily married man.
(Rose) See that's a man!
(Marvin) Oh bullshit no no you got- you made me say that.
(Brooklyn Guy) No you were dying to say it I could tell.
(Marvin) No no argh.
THE POWER GOES OUT
(Marvin) Oh great the power went out.
(Brooklyn Guy) - (Fakes scream)
(Jeffy) - AHHHHHHH!!!
(Marvin) Hold on stop screaming I'm looking for a flashlight.
(Brooklyn Guy) Hold on I got a candle.
(Marvin) Where'd you get a candle from?
(Brooklyn Guy) Well I knew I was going to be taking a bath at your house so I brought it with me.
(Marvin) I thought you took a shower.
(BTG) No it was a bath
(Marvin) What about the loofa from the shower?
(BTG) I brought it into the bath
(Marvin) Well look, you're an electrician, can you fix our lights
(BTG) No, I didn't bring my electrician outfit with me
(Marvin) That doesn't make any sense, you can still fix the lights.
(BTG) You don't understand how it works Marvin, The skill is in the outfit okay, I don't know how to be a doctor unless I'm wearing my doctor outfit, I'm not a cop unless I'm wearing my cop outfit.
(Marvin) That doesn't make any sense.
(BTG) Well that's just how it works.
(Marvin) Okay, well you're wearing a bathrobe what do you know what to do with that
(BTG) Comfort and wait wait what's that I finally know how to wash my ass, oh my god it's so simple how could I have been so blind, you just take a bar of soap and you put it between your ass cheeks and you swipe it one time like a credit card.
(Marvin) I mean I I would do it a little bit swipe it a few more times.
(BTG) No no that's how you do it.
(Marvin) Well look, can you help us fix the lights?
(BTG) No No I can't but I do have a story that could help.
ANIMATION
(BTG) So this one time when I was 13 years old, there was this thunderstorm and the power went out at my house, and I just sat there in the dark for what felt like hours and hours just waiting for the power to come back on and after a while I started to wonder if the power was ever going to come back on, and then eventually, it did it just came right back on like magic.
BACK TO THE COUCH
(Marvin) WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT STORY?!?!
(BTG) Well you were asking if there was anything we can do and I was just saying that eventually if we wait long enough the lights will fix themselves.
(Marvin) Lights don't fix themselves, the electricity company fixes them.
(BTG) Well then call them.
(Marvin) YOU'RE AN ELECTRICIAN!!
(BTG) I don't have the clothes Marvin I don't have the clothes.
(Marvin) Okay well then what makes the power go out first?
(BTG) Hmm probably lightning
(Marvin) Okay.
(BTG) McQueen.
(Marvin) What?
(BTG) Lightning McQueen, he controls the lightning.
(Marvin) Lightning McQueen's not a real person.
(BTG) Yes he is Marvin he's won seven piston cups.
(Jeffy) He did what in his cup?
(Marvin) He's a cartoon character.
(BTG) No he's not Marvin he's real, I used to be his agent, I got him the sponsorship with Rust Eze, I couldn't land Dinoco though, no that went to Chick Hicks, Kachuga!
(Marvin) Okay what- even is Lightning McQueen was a real person, how could he fix the lights.
(BTG) Because he is speed, Marvin, he's very fast, look I'll call him, he'll fix this.
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN PHONE CALL SCENE
(BTG) Okay I'm Calling him.
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Hey there Lightning McQueen, baby, it's me.
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Yeah yeah how's retirement going?
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Yeah yeah I imagine nothings quite as exciting as racing other cars with faces on them.
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Yeah so what happened to that Porsche girlfriend you had in the first Cars movie, it seemed like they kind of forgot about her in the third one.
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Yeah you know I hate when they do that like in the Transformers movies when Megan Fox left it was just like she broke up with him it's like they saved the world together what could have gone wrong in their relationship that was worse than that?
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Yeah and oh hey by the way I hear they're making a fifth Toy Story movie can you tell me the plot of that, I mean I thought the last one ended perfectly so I don't really see the point.
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Oh yeah yeah I get it you signed an NDA you can't talk about it I understand, anyway the reason I'm calling is that the power's out where I am and I was just wondering since you control the lightning maybe you could fix that for us?
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Oh really you're just an animated character from a Pixar movie?
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Oh you're not real and I'm not actually talking to anybody and I'm just losing my fucking mind.
BACK THE COUCH
(Marvin) Are you okay?
(BTG) I I don't know I I'm going to go get some water.
HALLUCINATION SCENE
(BTG) I don't feel good, I need some water, let me see if there are any cups in here, no no cups, ugh Stanley Cups, I don't want to get lead poisoning.
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) What, What the fuck was that, hello is somebody there.
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Hello, Who Who is that.
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) Lightning McQueen, is that you?
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHH Somebody Help Me!!!
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow.
(BTG) AHHHH.
(Lightning McQueen) I am speed.
AT THE COUCH
(BTG) Ahh Marvin help me!
(Marvin) What's wrong?
(BTG) I saw Lightning McQueen in your kitchen.
(Marvin) No you didn't, Lightning McQueen's not real, you said he's an animated character.
(BTG) I know, but then I saw him down there when I was getting water and I think he's trying to eat me, he's so scary Marvin, a car with a face it doesn't make any sense, how do they use the bathroom, how do they eat, how do they decide what gender they are, how do they even reproduce, and what happens when they die Marvin, why do they even die, why don't just get new parts, and what about Planes, why was planes not made by Pixar, I saw a helicopter and cars, is that not in the same universe as Planes, where are the cars and Planes Marvin, I don't want to watch Planes but I want to know about the cars situation.
(Lightning McQueen) Kachow Kachow Kachow Kachow.
(BTG) AHHHHHHHHH!!!
HOSPITAL SCENE
(BTG) What happened?
(Susan) Oh he's awake!
(Marvin) Are you ok buddy?
(BTG) Yeah I'm fine but what happened, why am I in the hospital?
(Susan) Well doctor, well I guess you're not a doctor cause you're not in your uniform and I guess you're a patient.
(BTG) Yeah that's right but what happened?
(Susan) Well you're suffering from hypothermia.
(BTG) Well how did I get hypothermia?
(Susan) Standing outside in the cold rain.
(BTG) Oh yeah that's right my cop job I was giving a guy a speeding ticket and I was standing outside for a long time.
(Marvin) Yeah and then you rang my doorbell and then when I opened the front door you were laying on the ground shaking cold talking about Lightning McQueen.
(BTG) Oh yeah my dream. See I had a dream that your power went out and then I called Lightning McQueen to fix it and then I saw him in your kitchen.
(Susan) Yeah well hypothermia can cause hallucinations.
(BTG) Yeah and then in my dream, the weather girl was really hot.
(Marvin) Oh that's not a dream the weather girl is still really hot in real life.
(BTG) Oh would you bang her though?
(Susan) yeah would you?
(Marvin) Yeah.
(BTG) Yeah, Say you'd bang her.
(Marvin) I I just said I would bang her.
(BTG) No I want to hear you say the sentence that you would bang the weather girl come on say it.
(Susan) Yeah you got to say it otherwise how do we know you mean it?
(Marvin) Okay you want me to say the whole sentence.
(BTG) Yeah the whole thing come on.
(Marvin) I mean yeah yeah I would bang the weather girl.
(Rose) I knew it!
(Marvin) Oh bullshit.
(BTG) Yeah we got him up top, hell yeah see I knew it would work because I saw it in my dream.
(Marvin) Baby I didn't mean it.
(Susan) Haha.
AT THE HOUSE ON THE COUCH UPSTAIRS
(Marvin) Baby I didn't mean it, I promise I didn't mean it.
(Rose) You said you would bang the weather girl cause she's hotter than me.
(Marvin) No no no no no that's not what I said I'd bang her with a bat like if she tried to kiss me I'd be like I'm married You get away from me.
(Rose) So Marvin, you wouldn't hook up with the weather girl?
(Marvin) She doesn't want a guy like me.
(Jeffy) Hey daddy, smack that bitch.
Junior, Joseph, and Cody did the real final exam, but they failed because of Mikey, so they have no choice but to do the code dumb J which is code Jeffy, Jeffy is the dumbest, but the strongest, so Jeffy beat up Mrs. Fitzpatrick, Mikey, Principal Steinbeck, and all the other people in School, Principal Steinbeck will send Jeffy's friends back to their normal class but Jeffy must go to high School so Jeffy's friends are back to their normal class but Jeffy ended up in high School, to be continued.
Miami Heat: 104
Philadelphia 76ers: 105
SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's ???
Help me come up with the title name for the next video