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  • (Scene begins with Bowser coughing in his hospital bed.)
  • Bowser: (coughs while he's on his bed with a towel on his head) Why am I so sick? Ugh, Koopa!
  • Koopa: (comes in) What, master what?
  • Bowser: Why am I so sick?
  • Koopa: Um, uh we have the, we have, the doctors working on it right now, ok, we'll find out why you're sick, ok?
  • Bowser: Find me a cure, too!
  • Koopa: Ok, well, were working on a cure. We have the best doctors working on the cure right now.
  • (scene skips to the doctor's office, Goodman is seen with a rubix cube on his hands.)
  • Goodman: Hmmm, yeah, well, my medical opinion on this here rubix cube, is that if I were to solve this, using, this formula right here. (points to the paper of a math equation that says 2 + 2 = fish) It would cure cancer. So, I believe that's what I'm gonna trying to do. (starts biting the Rubix Cube)
  • Bowser: Good, now get out of here, I don't want to see your face.
  • Koopa: (sigh) Ok.
  • Bowser: Come back, why are you leaving?
  • Koopa: You just told me to...
  • Bowser: (interrupting) Look, I want a milkshake. Go and get me a milkshake.
  • Koopa: Uh, like a chocolate regular milkshake?
  • Bowser: No, this is a weird milkshake. I want it with a whole bunch of different ingredients.
  • Koopa: Different ingred...
  • Bowser: Yeah, you might need a list, go write it down, get a piece of paper.
  • Koopa: Ok, I'll go get a piece of paper. (cuts to the scene where Koopa brings the piece of paper and a pen to Bowser) Ok, Bowser, I got a piece of paper and a pen, what do you want?
  • Bowser: I want a chocolate, and strawberry milkshake.
  • Koopa: Okay.
  • Bowser: With, cheese! Um...
  • Koopa: Cheese.
  • Bowser: Mustard.
  • Koopa: Okay.
  • Bowser: A1 steak sauce. Um... Pickles, don't forget pickles. Uh, Umm.... Hmm, what's good what's good what's good what's good what's good what's good what's good. Cookies! I want Oreos, I want oreos specifically.
  • Koopa: Oh.
  • Bowser: The fat ones, the juicy.
  • Koopa: Um, okay.
  • Bowser: Lot of cream. (thinks) And... I want a little Sprite to give, you know, look. Hey look.
  • Koopa: Sprite, like the soda?
  • Bowser: (sighs to taste) Taste, you know, the (sighs again). L-look. (sighs in another taste). It's like acid, down your throat.
  • (Scene skips to many ingredients later.)
  • Bowser: And, that's it.
  • Koopa: Okay, so you want...
  • Bowser: (interrupting) Don't read it back to me. If you don't have it by now, you should already had it.
  • Koopa: Oh, okay, I'll...
  • Bowser: (interrupting) Go! You have five minutes, and if its not perfect, I'm killing everybody!
  • (scene skips to the kitchen, Chef Pee Pee is seen poisoning food.)
  • Chef Pee Pee: (pours medicine pills on the bowl with a biscuit) Damn, this is what you get for not tipping me! (laughs).
  • Koopa: Chef Pee Pee! Chef Pee Pee!
  • Chef Pee Pee: What?
  • Koopa: Bowser needs a special milkshake made with all these ingredients.
  • Chef Pee Pee: (groans) Don't you see I'm busy poisoning, I mean, making people food?
  • Koopa: But, Bowser wants this milkshake right now, and you have to make it in the next five minutes, or he's gonna kill us.
  • Chef Pee Pee: (groans) I'm sick of these death threats! (sighs angrily) If he's gonna kill us he should kill us already!
  • Koopa: But if you make this milkshake, I don't want to die!
  • Chef Pee Pee: (sighs and throws a bottle of pills that is empty) Okay.
  • (scene skips to the milkshake making part.)
  • Chef Pee Pee: (holding a sticky note with the ingredients) I got all the ingredients, the cheese, the oreos, um, pickles, chocolate, banana, the Sprite, strawberries. I've got everything. Let's go, alright. I've got all the ingredients for Bowser's perfect milkshake, okay, lets get started. Ok, i'ma get 3 oreos, put it in there. (grabs three Oreos) Oh, come here baby. Get the bacon, oh, who doesn't like bacon. Yes, um probably, a banana, banana. (puts banana in the blender) Yeah. Who has time to peel it, not me. (laughs) The jello. Go Jello, go, go! (grunts and pours jello in the blender) Oh yes! Cheese! (picks up the cheddar cheese) Illegal immigrant cheese. Oh yes. Got to be a little cheesy. Get cheesy, willy. Get cheesy, willy, oh, okay. Pickles, we can't forget the pickles. Ah, ok, come here, oh, I got you, its like fishing. Uh-oh, you slippery dog. Ugh, get in there, nasty! The mustard! Ho ho. Come here, get in here. (grunts ) Oh what a finish. (grunts like he's doing number 1) A1 steak sauce, ho ho. Oh, oh, hey. They call me Bond, James Bond. (grunts) Oh, get in there, oh, open wide, oh. Get a mouthful. Let's put some sprite in there give it that (sighs of the taste of soda) taste. Yup, that (sighs of the taste of soda again) taste. (pours Sprite in the blender and starts sighing with the taste of a soda drink, sexually, taking a number 1). Okay, let's poor the Froot Loops. Come here. Ah, give it a little rainbow taste. Yes, we don't have any skittles today. Strawberry ice cream, yay! (grunts) Get in there, get, uh. Get in there you, nasty, monsieur, come on. (grunts) Give me, give me some. Show me what you're working with. I know you're a naughty girl, c'mon. Uh, yes. Chocolate syrup! Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. CHO-COL-ATE!! Chocolate Syrup! Come on, yes, give it to me, uh, you've never had it like this before, uh. Is it you're first time? Is it? Is it? Oh! Goldfish, and then the milk! Oh yes. Finding Nemo. Milk. Milk, milk, milk. (grunts). Oh. Oh yes. (pours the milk, saying things very sexually) Get along right. (looks at the milkshake, which is revolting) Look at it! Look at the milkshake. Because we're about to destroy it! Ahhh! Yeah!! (makes cheering noises) Milkshake! Yeah, get in there, oh! Put the top on, got to gotta hit max. Come on, come on baby, turn it on. (makes monkey noise) Man, oh, go, masterpiece. Oh, yes, yes, yes, give it to me. Make more to me. Make more to me. Uh, get nasty! Oh, yes, oh!! Love me. Give it to me baby! Oh! Oh. Done. Its done, its done. (looks at the milkshake that has been blended and turned weird green looking) Look inside, look at this masterpiece. A chocolate and strawberry milkshake. With all the ingredients Bowser wanted. This is delicious. Now we're gotta pour it in the cup, yes. (pours the milkshake into the sundae cup to the top) Ah, gotta get the whipped cream. Okay, I got the whipped cream, but now we gotta shake it out. (makes cheering noises) Party in my pants! Okay. Now. (pours the whip cream on the cup) Okay, yes. Okay, that's delicious right there. I'ma go look for some cherries. Couldn't find any cherries, but I got some ketchup. (pours the ketchup guy on top of the whip cream) Ho ho, oh. Okay. Yum. Look at it. Awesome. It looks delicious. Delicioso as Dora would say. The straw, (puts straw) and then it will be done. Yes!
  • (Scene returns to the hospital)
  • Bowser: Where are they with my milkshake? Ugh! I'm getting impatient.
  • Chef Pee Pee: (grunts) Bowser, I got it, I got your milkshake.
  • Bowser: Finally, ugh, give it to me. (slurps) This is good! What is in this?
  • Chef Pee Pee: You already know you silly goose. (laughs sarcastically)
  • Bowser: This is the best milkshake ever! I might not kill you Chef Pee Pee!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Yay! (laughs sarcastically).
  • (End of Bowser's Milkshake.)

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