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(Scene begins in the kitchen.)
Chef Pee Pee: (yawn) Another long day, but at least all I got to do now is clean, and then I get to go on break.
(a bullet from the Nerf Gun is shot)
Chef Pee Pee: (shocked) What was that, ugh Junior what are you doing?
Bowser Junior: Um, playing with my new Nerf Gun.
Chef Pee Pee: New Nerf Gun? You're not supposed to play with guns that's dangerous you almost hit me.
Bowser Junior: I'm sorry I almost hit you Chef Pee Pee, I'll try again. (shoots Nerf gun and hits Chef Pee Pee in the eye.)
Chef Pee Pee: Ow!, Oh YOU f-(bleep)-ing bastard! What are you doing shooting me? You know what, I, I'm fed up with this ok? I'm so done with you!
Bowser Junior: I'm sorry Chef Pee Pee where are you going?
( scene flips over to Bowser's bedroom.)
Bowser: Ooh Charleyyy, you're my idol I freakin love you!
( screen shows a pre-movie trailer of Charleyyy and Friends: The Movie.)
Announcer: You watch the tv show, you laugh at all his jokes, you can't get enough of him. And now, you can see him on the big screen.
Charleyyy: Hi, I'm Charleyyy! And my socks are holey! (crowd begins laughing.)
Announcer: Get ready for, Charleyyy and Friends: The Movie! ( A screen shows coming soon in theaters.)
Bowser: Yes, Yes! I gotta see it, I got to.
Chef Pee Pee: Oh Bowser I'm so fed up with your son!
Bowser: What did he do now?
Chef Pee Pee: He's been shooting me all night, with his stupid Nerf Gun! Where did he get it from anyway?
Bowser: Well, I guess he got it earlier today, he kept bothering me: But dad I want the stupid Nerf Gun! I need to shoot something! and I just said ugh get out of my face! Here's a $20 go and get one! So yeah I guess he got one.
Chef Pee Pee: Ugh, so can't you just take it away from him? He's been shooting at me and it hurts!
Bowser: Well sounds like a personal problem to me, you don't have any medical insurance I don't tell you to duck (laughs).
Chef Pee Pee: Ugh I'm so fed up with you Bowser, you don't help me at all! Ugh!
(Scene returns to the kitchen)
Chef Pee Pee: (angry) Ugh, I can't stand Bowser, he never helps me out! And his stupid son ooh his son! I hope he doesn't shoot me. Well at least I'm almost done cleaning, then I get to go on break.
Chef Pee Pee: Ughh god dammit bastard, come here!
Bowser Junior: I'm sorry Chef Pee pee.
Chef Pee Pee: Look you stupid piece of manuever, I swear to god if you shoot me one more time..., ooh if you shoot me one more time, I'm a make you choke on your own stupid gun ok, and it's gonna get stuck in your eshophagus and you're not gonna ever talk again you got me, I swear try me!
Chef Pee Pee: Ughhh, come here you little bastard!
Bowser Junior: You're not gonna catch me Chef Pee Pee, you're not gonna catch me! Uh-oh here he comes.
Chef Pee Pee: You hear me little bastard! Oh I swear to god if I catch you! Ugh where did he go? ( a shot is heard and hits Chef Pee Pee.) Aaaugh ugh get here!
Bowser Junior: (panting) Oh no where do I go? Uh take that Chef Pee Pee. Oh no, no more bullets, no more bullets!
Chef Pee Pee: (laughs evilly) Got you now, you're cornered, ha ha! (gets shot by Toad) AH! Oh who did this?!
Toad: Ha ha! Well well well you stopped in the wrong neighborhood boye!
Chef Pee Pee: Aughhh! Bowser Junior: Yay!
Chef Pee Pee: I can't stand this house!
Bowser Junior: Hey you wanna play Nerf Guns?
Toad: Ho ho ho I got a better idea then that.
Chef Pee Pee: Ugh I can't stand Toad and Junior!