Chef Pee Pee: Here's your Shaquille O'Neil Fruity Pebbles, Junior.
Bowser Junior: Because if he can be star, I can be one too!
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah whatever.
Bowser Junior: Could you get me some milk?
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah, hold on. Geez.
(Chef Pee Pee opens the fridge.)
Chef Pee Pee: Where's this milk? No milk? Well, Hawaiian Punch will do.
Bowser Junior: Mmm... Fruity Pebbles looks so good.
Chef Pee Pee: There was no milk in the refrigerator. So I got Hawaiian Punch instead.
Bowser Junior: Hawaiian Punch? Is that blood?
Chef Pee Pee: No, why it would be blood? It's Hawaiian Punch. It's juice.
Bowser Junior: Oh. Well, I could eat that with my cereal?
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah sure, like we don't have any milk. So that's all we have.
Bowser Junior: Saturday morning cartoons!
Bowser Junior: Get outta here, so I can watch Doofy the Dragon! I mean like come on!
Chef Pee Pee: Whatever, Junior.
Bowser Junior: Doofy the Dragon!
Doofy the Dragon: (singing) You need to eat a bowl of Doofy O's, You could win a trip to Disney World! All you gotta do is find the knife! And then you need to kill my ex-wife!
(Explains Contest to Viewers, Then Shoots Himself With a Gun).
Bowser Junior: (excitedly) D-d-d-d-d-Doofy the Dragon cereal! Get outta here, Shaquille O'Neil!
Bowser Junior: Dad dad dad!
Bowser: I've already heard you. Yes.
Bowser Junior: Yay!!! He says yes.
Chef Pee Pee: (moans) Damn.
Chef Pee Pee: (sighs) I can't believe he just won.
Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee. Did you know since I found this knife...
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah...
Bowser Junior: ...that I could go to Disney World?
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah yeah, so have fun. Bye.
Bowser Junior: But... Chef Pee Pee.
Chef Pee Pee: What?
Bowser Junior: So somewhat, so the rules say that someone 18 years or older has to go. So I wondering that you want to go to Disney world with me and my friends.
Chef Pee Pee: Me? Why me?
Bowser Junior: Because I want to have memories of going to Disney World with you.
Chef Pee Pee: Ahh! DAMMIT! GOD-(censored beep)-ER!!
Bowser Junior: Are you okay?
Chef Pee Pee: Yes, just get your damn friends!
Bowser Junior: Thank you, Chef Pee Pee!