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  • Bowser Junior: Oh no Thomas! A mega T-Rex is going to attack you on the lava mountain! How are you going to protect yourself? : Come on Thomas, win! Raaaaaa!
  • (Joseph and Cody knock on Junior's door)
  • Bowser Junior: Hey. Who's at the door? Hold on Thomas, I'll be right back.
  • Thomas: (Thomas falls behind the couch while Junior answers the door)
  • Bowser Junior: I'm coming, I'm coming! (Bowser Junior sees Joseph and Cody) Oh hey guys! I didn't know you were all coming over.
  • Cody: We do this every day Junior.
  • Joseph: Yeah Junior. it's nothing new.
  • Bowser Junior: Oh well OK let's play toys I guess.
  • Bowser Junior: Alright guys what do you wanna play?
  • Cody: We should play trains.
  • Joseph: Yeah trains I guess.
  • Bowser Junior: I was playing trains before you came over I was playing with Thomas so what train do you wanna be Joseph?
  • Joseph: Er I guess I'll be the green one because of my green shoes.
  • Bowser Junior: Oh cool what train do you wanna be Cody?
  • Cody: Oh I wanna be the long big throbbing black train
  • Joseph: What?
  • Bowser Junior: Yeah what?
  • Cody: What?
  • Bowser Junior: You wanna be the black train?
  • Cody: Yeah!
  • Bowser Junior: Oh ok, Alright so wait wheres Thomas? Oh I left him in the living room i'll be right back guys.
  • Bowser Junior: THOMAS! My friends are over I need to play with you! Hey I left Thomas like right here!
  • Bowser Junior: (Pulls the couch apart) Wait Thomas? Thomas? Hey dinosaur have you seen Thomas? I left him right on the couch, Did you eat him? SPIT HIM OUT! SPIT HIM OUT! Wait wheres Thomas? (Continues to pull the couch apart while looking for him)
  • Bowser Junior: (Cries) THOMAS WHERE ARE YOU?!
  • Joseph: Junior, what's wrong with you?
  • Bowser Junior: I LOST THOMAS I DON'T KNOW WHERE THOMAS IS!
  • Joseph: Oh my god are you serious?
  • Bowser Junior: Yeah!
  • Joseph: Where could he be? Where was the last place you had him?
  • Bowser Junior: I had him on the of the couch over there.
  • Cody: He's obviously not there now.
  • Bowser Junior: I don't know where hes at, HE MIGHT BE LOST FOREVER!
  • Joseph: Did you check the cushions? It's not that serious.
  • Bowser Junior: Well I haven't checked under these cushions.
  • Joseph: Well flip em!
  • (They continue to look)
  • Bowser Junior: Hey, see he's nowhere on the couch and this was the last place I had him!! (Cries)
  • Joseph: Are you sure Junior?
  • Bowser Junior: Yes I swear!
  • Cody: Junior maybe we should just check your room OK?
  • Joseph: Yeah.
  • Bowser Junior: I didn't have him in my room I had him on my couch.
  • Joseph: Maybe your losing your mind!
  • Cody: Yeah!
  • Bowser Junior: Alright we'll check my room! (Cries)
  • Joseph: Alright let's go.
  • Bowser Junior: Alright guys where could Thomas be in my room?
  • Joseph: Dude I don't know your whole room is filled with Thomas.
  • Cody: Yeah it kinda blends in Junior.
  • Joseph: Yeah.
  • Bowser Junior: Well no we have to find him OK Joseph you check the closet and Cody you look under the bed and I'll pull the sheets of my bed.
  • (They start looking again)
  • Bowser Junior: Thomas? Thomas? Thomas? Thomas? (Cries) WHERE'S THOMAS?!
  • Cody: I didn't find him under the bed Junior.
  • Joseph: Yeah checked your closet and there was nothing in here.
  • Bowser Junior: (Cries) WHERE'S THOMAS?!!
  • Joseph: Dude could you stop screaming?
  • Bowser Junior (Continues to cry) I WANT THOMAS BACK WHERE DID HE GO?!!
  • Joseph: I swear to god if you don't stop screaming i'm gonna leave Junior.
  • Bowser Junior: THEN LEAVE!  YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LOVE OF THOMAS GET OUT OF HERE!
  • Joseph: DUDE FINE I DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAY!!!!!!
  • Bowser Junior: I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE!!
  • Joseph: I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAY!!!
  • (Bowser Junior is still crying)
  • Bowser Junior: THOMAS!
  • Cody: It's OK Junior I understand how you feel I don't know what I would do if I ever lost Ken I'd fall into a very deep depression.
  • Bowser Junior: Cody you don't know what it feels like, THOMAS IS REAL NOT YOUR STUPID KEN DOLL!
  • Cody: Well yeah! you don't know the love of a man!
  • Bowser Junior: WELL I DON'T YOUR STUPID BUTT ANYWAY! (Cries) THOMAS! CHEF PEE PEE!!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god! fritos are like the best chips ever!(Chef Pee Pee begins to eat them too quick and then starts to choke)
  • Bowser Junior: (Cries) CHEF PEE PEE! I LOST THOMAS AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE HES AT! 
  • (Chef Pee Pee still continues to choke)
  • Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee? What's wrong? Chef Pee Pee?
  • (Chef Pee Pee finishes from choking)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god! Why didn't you tell me I was choking the first time?!!
  • Bowser Junior: Well I didn't know you were choking but, I LOST THOMAS AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S AT! WAAAAAHHH!!!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Really? You lost Thomas? There's no way you lost Thomas anything that you lose can be found Junior!
  • Bowser Junior: Well can you help me find him 'cause I LOST HIM! (Continues to cries)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god! I'm just in the middle of eating fritos!
  • Bowser Junior: BUT I LOST THOMAS AND I NEED HIM!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh god! OK come on!
  • Bowser Junior: Ok! Thank you Chef Pee Pee!
  • (They return to the couch again)
  • Bowser Junior: Alright Chef Pee Pee this is the last place I had him?
  • Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE HELL'S WITH THIS BIG ASS MESS?!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!
  • Bowser Junior: Well I was looking for Thomas and I pull the couch apart looking for him.
  • Chef Pee Pee: This is why you can't find Thomas 'cause there's a big mess everywhere God!
  • Bowser Junior: Wasn't there a mess before I looked for him?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Whatever just get out of here Junior and i'll find him!
  • Bowser Junior: OK.
  • (Thomas is really behind the couch but Chef Pee Pee didn't know)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Where did you say you had him again?
  • Bowser Junior: On top of the couch
  • (Chef Pee Pee starts to get annoyed) God!
  • Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee did you find him?
  • Chef Pee Pee: No I cleaned up this whole living room and I still didn't find him.
  • Bowser Junior: WHAT?! SO HE'S GONE FOREVER?!
  • Chef Pee Pee: No no!
  • Bowser Junior: THOMAS!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Don't say that jeez I'ma still look in your room.
  • Bowser Junior: I already checked my room he's not there.
  • Chef Pee Pee: I'll look again 'cause your a little kid and you always have me look all the time so I'll check again I'll check the whole entire house.
  • Bowser Junior: Please Find Him! I need him! I need him!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Shut up!
  • (They return to Juniors room)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Man I still can't believe I looked in this whole entire house and I still couldn't find the stupid toy!
  • Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee did you find him?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Erm... before you freak out look I did not find him.
  • (Bowser Junior Cries Again)
  • Chef Pee Pee: JUNIOR! look look I'ma find him!
  • Bowser Junior: WHAT IF THOMAS RAN AWAY?! WHAT IF I'M A BAD TRAIN OWNER?!
  • Chef Pee Pee: You probably are.
  • Bowser Junior: (Cries) I NEED THOMAS! (start to cry in the bed)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Junior shut up! how about we just wait like a couple of days, And maybe we'll find him he'll pop up
  • Bowser Junior: THOMAS! (Cries again and still continues to cry in the bed)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Come on Junior! Stop with all the noise! We'll fix it!
  • Bowser Junior: GET THOMAS BACK! GO FIND THOMAS! (Starts to cry in the bed yet again)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh wheres that stupid toy? God he plays with it everywhere!
  • Bowser: Chef Pee Pee why is Junior crying? Charleyyy and Friends is on and he's interrupting it.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Well he lost his stupid Thomas toy and I gotta find it and that's why he's crying.
  • Bowser: Well you know what to do go and buy another one! Here's my credit card.
  • Chef Pee Pee: No we can't teach him that Bowser if he knows that he'll just have his way with toys whenever he cries, He'll just manipulate us all the time!
  • Bowser: Well I don't really care you know Charleyyys on so just take my card and just get him another one OK? god!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Well he's your son and he's a brat anyway!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh I gotta go to stupid Toys R Us to get a stupid train because Junior won't stop crying, Oh they think they can just run me to the store whenever they feel like it? I HATE MY LIFE!
  • (Chef Pee Pee arrives at Toys R Us in the train aisle) OK I'm at the train section now where's Thomas? Oh I don't see him anywhere they have to have him.
  • Brooklyn Guy: Hey there, Can I help you with anything?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Erm wait who are you?
  • Brooklyn Guy: I work here clearly.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Well wheres your name tag?
  • Brooklyn Guy: Oh I don't have a name tag 'cause I don't have a name.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh OK.
  • Brooklyn Guy: What do you need?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Well I'm looking for a Thomas The Tank Engine toy you know the blue one?
  • Brooklyn Guy: Oh Thomas? we are all sold out of that there's no way!
  • Chef Pee Pee: You gotta be kidding are you serious?
  • Brooklyn Guy: No I don't think there's a single store in the country thats carrying it right now it is a hot item we are all sold out.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Look sir I really need that freaking Thomas The Tank Engine toy I have a little brat at home and he needs that tank engine he's gonna keep bothering me if you don't like come up with one do you have one in the back or something?
  • Brooklyn Guy: Well OK I could go check the back and usually when I say that I just walk around the store and don't actually look and then come back til we don't have it but for you and your stupid kid i'll go take a look ok i'll be right back just wait here.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Please Please! Oh god I hope he has one come on it needs to be here somewhere (The Brooklyn Guy returns with a completely different train that is blue) tank engine?
  • Brooklyn Guy: Hey there yes I found this damn thing, Its not Thomas its blue doesn't have a face.
  • Chef Pee Pee: That looks kinda like it.
  • Brooklyn Guy: Yeah I mean if your stupid so.
  • Chef Pee Pee: I mean that'll do i'll take it how much does it cost?
  • Brooklyn Guy: I don't know I just found that I don't think we sell these or anything so I just found it under a box back there so erm just give me like 2 bucks and we'll call it even then
  • Chef Pee Pee: Thats a deal, Ok I'll meet you at the register
  • Brooklyn Guy: Alright.
  • (Scene cuts back to Bowser Junior crying)
  • Bowser Junior: WHERE'S THOMAS I MISS HIM SO MUCH (cries) STUPID GREEN ONE AND STUPID BLACK ONE! THAT SOUNDED REALLY RACIST! (Cries)
  • (Chef Pee Pee returns from Toys R Us with a different train)
  • Chef Pee Pee: So Junior guess what I found.
  • Bowser Junior: What d'you find?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Erm Thomas yeah Thomas
  • Bowser Junior: Well where d'you find him?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh he was right on the couch how did we miss him?
  • Bowser Junior: We looked on the couch.
  • Chef Pee Pee: I know right.
  • Bowser Junior: Wait a minute,
  • Chef Pee Pee: Wait what?
  • Bowser Junior: Thomas looks weird.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh no no no no your crazy Junior, that's Thomas, that's Thomas, he's blue, he's a... he's a train and he... he just goes......
  • Bowser Junior: Wait what?
  • Chef Pee Pee: He just goes......
  • Bowser Junior: Where's his face?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh your imagining that the whole time, he never had a face trains don't have faces.
  • Bowser Junior: Well the other ones do.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh they do huh?
  • Bowser Junior: I don't think that's Thomas.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Its thomas, 'Cause Thomas is blue right? yeah thats Thomas.
  • Bowser Junior: Yeah but I don't know something seems weird.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh and look he has a new trick, (flips it over) Yeah he's like a four wheeler or something look at how he moved.
  • Bowser Junior: That's not Thomas!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Yeah I promise you it's Thomas Junior look, look, look just play with him a little bit.
  • Bowser Junior: That's not Thomas Chef Pee Pee!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Look can't you just play with him? I couldn't find Thomas at the store they were sold out!
  • Bowser Junior: I DON'T WANT A NEW THOMAS! I WANT THE ORIGINAL THOMAS GO FIND HIM!!!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Look your gonna have to deal with that Thomas okay? Look I searched at the store and I looked everywhere and they looked in the back and everything and they had nothing but that.
  • (Bowser Junior throws the different train across the room)
  • Bowser Junior: THIS THOMAS IS DUMB, I DON'T WANT IT!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh your so ungrateful! you know what when I was your age we had to play with sticks and rocks and poop.
  • Bowser Junior: Where did you live?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Erm New Jersey but don't worry about it.
  • Bowser Junior: Well I WANT THOMAS BACK! OH THOMAS I MISS YOU! THOMAS! (Cries)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god! Oh my god!
  • (Bowser Junior still continues to cry)
  • Chef Pee Pee: (Sighs) Oh my god it's just a stupid toy! He doesn't even need it!
  • Bowser: Chef Pee Pee why is Junior still crying? I told you to buy that stupid train what happened?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Look, look, look I brought the train well I tried too. I went to Toys R Us, And they didn't have the actual one they ran out or sold out or whatever so I brought a Bo-Bo one!
  • Bowser: Well why don't you just buy one online the real one?
  • Chef Pee Pee: You know how much trouble that is, Just going online to look for it. I'm pretty sure that's gonna be very expensive!
  • Bowser: Look I don't care just go and buy it I already gave you my card, Just buy it dammit!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh god please!
  • (Video cuts back to a song)
  • Bowser Junior: Thomas? Where are you? I miss you buddy! Please come back! I really need you back in my life Thomas! I can't live without you! Thomas the Train, come back to me! Thomas I miss you, and I need you bad! Thomas we were such good friends, why did you have to go? I know that you have a busy schedule, because you are a Train. Thomas Come Back! I need you here with me! Thomas I love you! Thomas, I need you back Thomas! Please come back where ever you are, Thomas! Thomas!
  • (Chef Pee Pee is looking at Ebay)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Ebay don't fail me now, OK I gotta find this Thomas the Train and then I can finally put this crying to an end (Chef Pee Pee starts typing in) Alright put it in erm Blue Thomas Train enter.
  • (Sees the price)
  • Chef Pee Pee: What $100 for a stupid toy train?! God that's expensive! Bowser's money whatever I don't care, Alright I'll bet 101 (Chuckles) I'ma get this toy. (Bid goes up) W... Wait 102? Wait who bet that? Icis 17? Ah! Well I'll bet 103 then enter. (Bid goes up again) 110? W...Well I'll bet 125! (Chef Pee Pee groans as the bid goes up) 130 stop... stop bidding over me man! 145? I really need this Thomas the Train to stop. Just end it I know you don't have $145 in your pocket just end it. (Bid goes up) 150?!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • (Many bids later)
  • Chef Pee Pee: $10, 000 and that's it! That's the credit limit so I can't go any higher that is it! That is enough for a stupid toy anyway $10, 000! (Chef Pee Pee is outbidded) God 10, 000 outbidded! You know what f**k it you can have the damn toy! F**k it!
  • (Bowser Junior is having a hangover about Thomas and then railroad crossing sounds and a train horn are heard)
  • Joseph: Hey Junior!
  • Bowser Junior: THOMAS?!!
  • Joseph: No no!
  • Bowser Junior: It's just you.
  • Joseph: Yeah it's Joseph alright look I came over to apologize for earlier, look I was just in my emotions I was angered and I just really wanted to play with the trains Junior.
  • Bowser Junior: Doesn't matter.
  • Joseph: What?
  • Bowser Junior: What's the meaning of life? I mean we're all gonna die anyway.
  • Joseph: Junior wh what's wrong with you? where is this coming from?
  • Bowser Junior: Why isn't there a cure for cancer? I mean er we can make TV's thinner than a piece of paper but can't cure cancer.
  • Joseph: I don't get it Junior.
  • Bowser Junior: There's no meaning in life. Life is just a game you can either win or you can lose.
  • Joseph: Really you like.. Well you lost Thomas earlier... What does that how to do with trains?
  • Bowser Junior: What does that have to do with trains? What does anything have to do with trains huh? Life is just a big train. You can either go forward or backward but in the end you always have to move forward huh? and you go off the tracks but that made you crazy. So what's the point huh? I think I can I think I can I think I can't I think I can't live with Thomas.
  • Joseph: Would Thomas really want you to act like this Junior?
  • Bowser Junior: I don't know what Thomas want 'cause he left me. Thomas left a piece of me and when Thomas left I left a piece of me. He left a piece of me
  • Joseph: He wanted you to stay on track Junior!
  • Bowser Junior: He didn't stay on track! He always left! (sobs) Oh my god!
  • Cody: Junior?
  • Bowser Junior: Oh great! What do you want four eyes?
  • Cody: Hows it going champ?
  • Bowser Junior: I miss Thomas!
  • Joseph: Talk some sense into him Cody please!
  • Cody: Junior it's OK, There are other trains.
  • Bowser Junior: Guys I need to breath I don't know what's going on!
  • Joseph: Just breath Junior.
  • Bowser Junior: The worlds getting smaller and smaller
  • Cody: It's not Junior OK. Junior?
  • (Bowser Junior continues to sob)
  • Cody: Junior it's OK there are other trains in the world.
  • Bowser Junior: Oh there's other trains huh? and the world is just a big train yard I can choose any train I want huh?
  • Cody: I mean yeah.
  • Bowser Junior: Why did he have to leave?
  • Cody: There's red trains and green trains.
  • Bowser Junior: I want a blue one! I want number 1! He was number 1 in my life!
  • Cody: Oh yeah he was number 1.
  • (Bowser Junior continues to cry)
  • Joseph: Junior? Junior? You just different to what's happening man! Your changing on us!
  • Bowser Junior: I'm not changing. Your all changing on me! Y'all don't know the real me! Thomas is the only one that's new!
  • Joseph: Get a grip Junior!
  • Bowser Junior: GET OFF ME! YOUR ALL CRAZY! I know what I need to do! I know what I finally need to do to end all this.
  • (Joseph and Cody are puzzled)
  • (Chef Pee Pee is vacuuming the room)
  • Chef Pee Pee: I hate vacuuming! God it's so much work! God stupid couch! I need to get behind it.
  • (Moves the couch and then finds Thomas behind it)
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god! This stupid toy was behind the couch the whole time! I can't believe we didn't move this couch. Let me get it. You know how much trouble you've been you stupid toy! I had to deal with a whining brat all day just whining in my ear ohhh! Junior Junior! Junior Junior you in here? (Bowser Junior is not in his room) wh what? where are you? Junior?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Junior! Oh where could he be?
  • Toad: Hey Chef Pee Pee!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Oh hi Toad erm anyway have you seen Junior?
  • Toad: Er yeah I've seen Junior like earlier. I think he said he was gonna lay on some train tracks.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Wait what?! Train tracks why didn't you stop him?!
  • Toad: Er because I get him all the time duh!
  • Chef Pee Pee: What the hell is wrong with people?! Oh my God! Oh my god!
  • (Junior is at a railroad line and then starts to lay on the track)
  • Bowser Junior: (Sighs) This is where Thomas would want me to die, on the train tracks. Come on train end my life!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Junior what the hell are you doing?
  • Bowser Junior: I wanna die 'cause I can't find Thomas that means I have to lay on these train tracks.
  • Chef Pee Pee: What's wrong with you? I have Thomas in my hand.
  • Bowser Junior: Thomas?
  • Chef Pee Pee: He was behind the couch the whole time let's get in the car.
  • Bowser Junior: Really?!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Yes.
  • (Bowser Junior gets in the car)
  • Bowser Junior: Thank you Chef Pee Pee for finding Thomas. Where d'you find him?
  • Chef Pee Pee: He was behind the damn couch.
  • Bowser Junior: We looked on the couch.
  • Chef Pee Pee: No behind it I had to move it back when I was vacuuming.
  • Bowser Junior: Oh wait I guess that would make sense. Oh my god Thomas I love you so much! Where are we going now?
  • Chef Pee Pee: We're going home. Buckle up.
  • Bowser Junior: Oh OK.
  • (Bowser Junior is happy now)
  • Bowser Junior: Oh I think I can I think I can! Oh Thomas your the best toy ever! I'm never gonna lose you ever again! Never ever never! Hey wait? Where's my dinosaur toy? AHHHHHH CHEF PEE PEE!
  • (End of video)

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