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"Oh my god, you're so rich and famous!"
— Crystal in Couch The Rapper!

Crystal is a minor character in the SML series. She made her debut in "The Koopalings!". Throughout the videos she was in, she went by many different names, such as Britknee in "The Love Potion!", Sasha in "Black Yoshi's Blank Check!", Sparkle in "The Date!" and "The Movie Date!", Mercedes in "Rich Scooter!", Sprinkle in "No Nut November!", and so on. She is known to be a hooker. She's also a valley girl in her first appearance and a fashion model, as she is offered a modeling contract in "Brooklyn Guy's New Wife!". She is also "the supermodel in the shower" in "The To Go Box!".

Puppet[]

Unfortunately, there is no official, only a handmade puppet, although the original puppet was made by Beacon Art Studios.

Appearance[]

She is a woman with black hair (blonde, as of 2021), gold hoop earrings, red lipstick, a white tank top that says "LOVE" in red sequins, red bra, a blue skirt and red nail polish. As of 2023, she currently wears a white bra and red panties.

History[]

Crystal was born with Heterochromia iridium meaning she has different color eyes, One brown and one blue.

She first appears in "The Koopalings!" where she was featured in a commercial for a sexual service and hangs up on Junior when he reveals he's 7 years old.

She also appeared in "Black Yoshi's Blank Check!", she is shown to be a gold digger/prostitute as according to Mario, only likes Black Yoshi because of the money he has, she also appeared in the end giggling perversly causing Mario to get arrested by Brooklyn T. Guy who mistook this for a form of prostitution.

She also appears in "The Fishing Trip!" as a lifeguard, she sees Junior being attacked by a shark and tries to use a beach ball to save him.

She appeared in "Jeffy's Cellphone!" where Jeffy called her. This also has caused Rosalina to get enraged with Mario thinking that he has called her over.

In "The Love Potion!", she appears as Britknee and is a 2nd grader. She was boyfriends with Jeffy due to being hijacked, and constantly rejected Junior because she thought he was disgusting, likely because he's a Koopa.

She returns in "Rich Scooter!" as a prostitute who is lured in as Scooter's girlfriend because of his money. She then at the end of the video she steals Scooter's money and runs off with it leaving a note that she is breaking up with him.

Her body was used for Karen in "Brooklyn Guy's New Wife!", where she is offered a modeling contract by Steve Staleburger beginning her career as a model.

Trivia[]

  • She has had a total of 10 different actors playing her, making her have the most actors out of any character.
  • The puppet itself has been portrayed as different characters, with the prostitute version being the most common.
  • In Chilly's Vlog for "The Secret Door BTS", it is revealed that the puppet actually has breasts.
  • She didn't made an appearance in 2020. It is possible that the the reason for her absence is due to her often being portrayed as a prostitute. Around that time, Logan was trying to be more of a family-friendly YouTuber, so this may be why she had such a long absence, coupled with the fact below if he ever did find her puppet in said year.
  • Logan stated that Crystal's puppet was missing in an SML Vlog, which is why she never made any appearances in 2020.
  • She returned in "Rich Scooter!" (she's called Mercedes Bendz-Over) However, so it’s possible Logan either found the puppet, or replaced it with the same puppet.
  • Her voice was a guy in "Couch The Rapper!" since Will Townsend played her for the video.
  • She was kicked out of her house when she was 16, as revealed in “Boys Night Out!
    • It's also revealed that she has 4 and a half kids. The half could possibly mean that she lost a child to miscarriage or had gotten an abortion.

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