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Brooklyn T. Guy, known simply as The Brooklyn Guy or The Brooklyn Firefighter, is one of the main characters in SuperMarioLogan. When the SML characters need something that requires someone with a job, it's usually Brooklyn T. Guy who is the one to show up. He is a sarcastic man from New York with a heavy Brooklyn accent, Brooklyn T. Guy has many jobs and a family that he dislikes. He was also the main antagonist of the Home Alone, Home Alone 2, The Purge! and the Bowser Junior Goes To Military School! series. He is also the identical twin brother of Does Bad Things Guy.


Brooklyn T. Guy's personality varies by the videos he appears in. Most commonly, he is shown to be sarcastic and easily gets annoyed by other characters.

Brooklyn T. Guy has been shown to be mean and rude to others, like in Bowser's House Fire!. He is also occasionally making bad decisions, as shown in his debut appearance Stuck in a Tree, as well as when he was a chef and in EVERY Jeffy video. In "The Grilled Cheese" and "The Pizza Delivery!" he makes completely stupid and nonsensical jokes while maniacally laughing, and in "Bowser Junior's Candy Bar!" he thinks of intelligent ways to deal with things. Sometimes these personalities can mix together, as shown in "Bowser Junior's Lottery Ticket!". His most frequent job was as a part-time police officer, a job he was fired from in "Pinch! Pinch! Pinch!" after he shot Junior, who was an unarmed minor.

Likes and Dislikes


  • His jobs
  • Helping people
  • Winning for money
  • His wife dying
  • His son dying
  • Rosalina (Love interest shown in the pizza delivery)
  • Making puns
  • Being strangled
  • His dog
  • Root Beer
  • Operating Bigfoot
  • Parties
  • Success
  • Star Wars
  • Blueberry Lollipop
  • Operation
  • The Game Of Life
  • Money
  • Garlic
  • Simmons
  • Jeffy


  • Getting annoyed
  • Wasting his time
  • Someone's being nonsense
  • His son
  • Dave
  • His wife
  • Tom Brady (a lot)
  • Stairs
  • Annoying brats
  • His family
  • Turkeys
  • Humpty Dumpty committing suicide
  • Getting Pinched
  • Having a ring on his finger
  • Fruitcakes
  • Ladders
  • Cotton Balls
  • Liars
  • Child Support
  • Loan Dolphin
  • Killer Shrimpo
  • Being called doc
  • Cereal
  • Boxes
  • The Rat
  • Boost Mobile

Death Count

Bowser Junior Goes To Disney World! Part 2 (possibly)
The Purge!
Pop Rocks and Coke!
Evil Chef Pee Pee! (revived)
Bowser Junior's 8th Birthday! (possibly)
The Magical Button! (revived)


Murder Victims


  • Brooklyn Guy is portrayed by a Melissa and Doug firefighter puppet.
  • During his recent appearances he was significantly smarter and shown to be sarcastic, especially when he gets annoyed by other characters. Although he's sometimes depicted as still being stupid
  • In his first appearance, he was voiced by Lance. Eventually, though, Chris replaced Lance as Brooklyn T. Guy's voice actor.
  • In "Bowser Junior Loses Thomas!," he claims that he doesn't have a name.
  • He has a total of 41 different jobs, with this role as a firefighter being his most notable job.
  • According to some fans, he is similar to Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig, Squeaky Voiced Teen and Raphael (Sarcastic Guy) from The Simpsons, Barney from Grojband, Larry from The Amazing World Of Gumball and Grover from Sesame Street as all have many jobs.
  • "American Idol Episode 1" marks the first episode in which the Brooklyn Guy actually calls himself "the Brooklyn Guy". More recently, he refers to himself as "Brooklyn T. Guy."
  • He states in The 1UP! that he was a drug user in his college days.
  • He also states that he has been in an orgy before.
  • He implies that he is rather unathletic. According to Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem! he said that he once broke his shin and cried while trying out for football in high school. In the same video he says that he has no legs, something Chef Pee Pee has also said about himself.
  • He has thousands of brothers. Named after every city name, and a few named The Guy, A Guy, This Guy, What Guy. Manhattan Guy, Chicago Guy, San Francisco Guy, Las Vegas Guy, Philadelphia Guy and Miami Guy, And one more named Frank. He later revealed two other brothers in The Secret Door! named Does Bad Things Guy and Does Good Things Guy.
  • In Behind the cast Chris, Brooklyn T Guy said he doesn't have a name but he has many brother that can be any noun with Guy at the end like family guy.
  • In Jeffy's Bad Word!, he tells Mario that people with mustaches are rapists; however, he also has a mustache.
  • Despite being friendly, in some videos he stars as an antagonist. Examples of these videos are Home Alone, Home Alone 2, The Purge, Turkey Tyranny, Bowser Junior Goes to Military School, and Bowser Junior goes to Military School Part 2 . He is especially mean and awful in the 2 episodes of Bower Junior Goes to Military School.
  • It is revealed that Brooklyn T. Guy has a strangulation fetish in Jeffy's Brain!
  • If counted up, one can find out that he has a total of 4419 brothers.
  • He is former cast member Anthony Miller's favorite character.
  • He is the second character to get pranked by Chef Pee Pee by getting called a n****, first being Bowser Junior.
  • SML reactor The Dardo Project considers Brooklyn T. Guy one of his top favorite characters.
  • In the episode Shrek's Coma, he jokes about the videos not being realistic enough to make fun of critics, though critics never bashed on the realistic factor of the videos.
  • His birthday was revealed to be August 21 in Jeffy's Birthday Wish!, which is also Jeffy's and Hansel's birthday.
  • Brooklyn T Guy is the only character that appear in all types of videos (Junior, Jeffy, Black Yoshi, Shrek) often
  • His real name may be Bertie as revealed in Black Yoshi's Mistake!


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