"WHAT DO YOU WANT JUNIOR?!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Chef Pee Pee to Bowser Junior
"WHAT BOWSER?!!!!!" -Chef Pee Pee to Bowser
"I hate my life!" -Chef Pee Pee in multiple videos
Chef Pee Pee is a main character in the SuperMarioLogan series who serves as a protagonist and works for Bowser as an enslaved chef and takes care of Bowser Junior. He cooks mostly for Bowser and Bowser Junior, due to them forcing him (with an occasional exception for Mario, Shrek, and Black Yoshi). With his harsh, violent, and profane attitude, he has conflicts with a lot of characters (including innocent animals who are cooked). In early episodes, he spoke very few words, and seemed to enjoy cooking and working for Bowser, but overtime he gradually got very annoyed with Bowser and Junior and eventually grew a serious hate for them. Chef Pee Pee is also in a 20 year slave note from Bowser.
Recently, Chef Pee Pee has taken the role of an abuse sponge. He is contstantly abused by Bowser, Junior, and Toad (although Toad doesn't mean to torture him, unlike Bowser). He hates his life, and will openly admit it whenever his life is getting bad (which is a lot). When Chef Pee Pee quits, his life is still bad because everyone just abuses Chef Pee Pee for no reason. However, he could go work for Mario and his friends because they are nice to him, but he hasn't used this to his advantage.
When Chef Pee Pee was a child, he lived in New Jersey. He played with sticks, rocks and poop. This was revealed in Bowser Junior Loses Thomas.
In early episodes, Chef Pee Pee was jolly, incompetent, and enjoyed working for Bowser and he sounded more Italian, but when Bowser Junior was reintroduced, he became a lot smarter and his accent sounded more American. He also started whining and complaining 24/7 and to some, became kinda annoying.
Even though he complains and whines all the time now, he's friends with Mario, Black Yoshi, Shrek, Tony, and Woody. Mainly because they're nice to him and ask him politely to make food for them. But for some reason, he hasn't decided to work for them instead for Bowser.
They really despise/hate each other. Chef Pee Pee wants to kill him and Bowser Junior Bowser also hates him by trying to make him do more work than he really has too by creating a mess on purpose. But in the more recent videos, Bowser and Chef Pee Pee seemed to be getting along a little better than they were in their earlier appearances.
Chef Pee Pee despises Bowser Junior, but he is forced to take him and his friends to places against his will and is always getting annoyed with them. Chef Pee Pee also hates Junior because he's a spoiled troublemaking brat who whines when he doesn't get his way and is always trying to get even.
Chef Pee Pee gets frustrated with Goodman a lot, because he hates his former job with him and how Chef Pee Pee got arrested several times. Though Goodman doesn't like Chef Pee Pee, he doesn't
"hate" him. He thinks Chef Pee Pee is immature though for tasing Bowser.
Chef Pee Pee technically thinks Cody is weird and gay. Especially since Cody makes out with his Ken doll and likes watching Barbie Drama. But Chef Pee Pee "tolerates" him a little bit more than others.
The two of them get along very well with each other. Chef Pee Pee likes the way Mario asks him for food politely and that he's the only one who doesn't go at him aggressively like Bowser and his son.
Ah, save the best for last! Junior, you get the honorary "F**k You!" You get the biggest "F**k You* of all! I f**king hate you! You're nothing but a big crybaby BASTARD, who fails Calculus because you're nothing but a stupid idiot who goes ding-dong ditch with this idiot! I swear to God, I swear to God you're stupid, and I have to fix food for you every second! Nobody likes fixing food for you, nobody loves to play dinosaurs, nobody loves to play trains with you - that's all kiddie games! Nobody likes to play games with you 'cause you're a stupid f*cking bastard! BASTARD!!!!! Ahem, excuse me.
GRRR....!) BOWSER I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!! You're not gonna beat me like I'm you're five year old son anymore! I'm not just gonna...sit here and let you do this! You know what? I....QUIT!!!! *HUGH!* I HATE YOU BOWSER!!!
DAMMIT JUNIOR WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?! UGH I'MA STRANGLE YOU!
IS THAT A DAMN SHARK?! Oh NONONO Hell No I'm out.
YOU F**KING BASTARD! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Why'd you get it all over me?! I can't belie...and half of it...HALF OF IT SOUP??!!! Are you even eating anything today, you bastard?!
Starting with The Fly, Chef Pee Pee's clothes now has the words "Chef Pee Pee" on the left, near his arm, however, in the episode "Chef Pee Pee's Birthday" he is seen given the clothes by Jackie Chu, this might mean that Chef Pee Pee's birthday might have been made before The Fly.
In early episodes (most notably in his 1st appearance), his accent was more Italian, he loved working for Bowser, and he was stupid and retarded but in his newer appearances, his accent is more understandable and he is smarter.
Nowadays, he says "hell" in practically every sentence he makes.
Despite hating cooking for Bowser, he once saved him when he found him hanging from a rope (the reason for him doing this was because Charleyyy and Friends was cancelled) in the bathroom.
Although Toad used to be the unlucky person of SML, Chef Pee Pee now is shown to have the worst life.
Chef Pee Pee has had a fear of ferris wheels since he was three years old, as revealed in "Bowser Junior Goes To The Fair", but he doesn't like to talk about it, saying it is really "tragic."