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"What?"
— Mr. Wilfred when people talk to him.

Harold Wilfred is a minor character in the SML series. He is a World War II veteran and the paternal grandfather of Mario ("Rufus") and Luigi ("Lugey").

History[]

Early Life[]

Harold Wilfred was born in 1929. He was sent to a Nazi concentration camp by his parents who lied and said he would go to school earlier.

When he was fifteen, he fought in World War II and lied about his age, to avoid conscription. He was drafted and selected as a member of the United States Marine Corps in 1944. During the war, he got one of his testicles cut out by the Nazi's. He was rewarded the Medal of Honor.

In the 1950s, He presumably came in the contact with the Ku Klux Klan. During that time, he was often paranoid by the ghost of the black man, he killed.

Later Years[]

At some point, he married and had a kid who would later marry and become the father or mother of Mario and Luigi, who he would raise after they died. During his childhood, Harold would physically abuse Mario using corporal punishment on him and never attended his high school graduation, though he was nicer to Luigi and planned to put him in his will when he would die. 7 years prior to Mario's Grandpa, Harold had suffered from dementia causing Mario had sent him to a nursing home to get rid of him.

In 2015, Harold Wilfred was kicked out of the nursing home after seven years for stealing pudding cups and touching the nurses' butts. Mario then picks him up and takes him back to his house. He usually forgets Mario's name and can't seem to agree on one thing to call him. He seems to be into opera music and doesn't like Mario's taste of modern rap music that much. He also expected Mario to become a doctor rather than a plumbing mascot for Nintendo. At the end of "Mario's Grandpa", Mario calls another nursing home for an interview. He has shown signs of heavy inappropriate sexism and racism.

At some point, he became a school teacher for 1st grade; It didn’t end up very well. He was sleeping during the job and couldn’t write his name on the board, as he was struggling. He was still even struggling writing simple things on the board.

Presumed Death[]

When he saw that that Joseph was on his mobile during class; Wilfred proceeded to take it after the alarm of his phone was off. He got it until Joseph pushed him off the table, causing him to break his hip and causing sustaining injuries, including defecation. He was then sent to hospital by the school nurse where he possibly died from his injuries.

Wilfred was promptly replaced first by Jackie Chu temporarily and then by Mr. Winkle permanently, however, due to Mr. Winkler's arrest for pedophilia two days after he was hired, Jackie Chu returned to teach the class permanently for the rest of the year.

Puppet[]

This version of the Harold Wilfred puppet is the Pops puppet from Silly Puppets. It can be bought here http://shop.sillypuppets.com/Pops-Peach-FullBody-Puppet-p/sp2101.htm

Trivia[]

  • In "Super Bowl Commercials", Mario mentions the possibility of buying Life Uhlert for his grandpa.
  • In "Super Bowl Commercials", Mario's grandpa is seen as the man trying out the Life Uhlert, where he is referred to as Harold. In "Bowser Junior's 1st Grade!", Mario's grandpa is the teacher and introduces himself as Mr. Wilfred. This makes his complete name Harold Wilfred.
    • However, this also means that Mario's name is Mario Wilfred applies to Nintendo's Mario "Jumpman" Mario. However, there is a possibility Harold Wilfred isn't his CANON grandfather, which could explain why they don't have the same last name.
    • He was possibly present during the D-Day Landings.
    • It's also possible that, he gave birth to a daughter, who later married someone with the last name Mario, explaining why Mario, doesn't have his last name.
  • It is possible that he has PTSD since he still believes that the Nazis are still around.
  • In his first appearance, he reveals that he fought in the Vietnam War.
  • He has bad hearing and often calls people different names.
  • Harold was born in 1929 and most likely joined WWII in 1944 or 1945 at age 15 or 16 making him one of the younger WWII veterans out of the 300,000 WWII veterans alive in the USA today.
    • Harold lied about his age to join conscription.
  • He has implied that he is an ex-member of the Ku Klux Klan, and that he is worried about the ghost of a black man he killed coming after him in the afterlife.
  • He also makes a cameo appearance as a moviegoer in "Bowser Goes To The Movies!".
  • If given the Medal of Honor during the war in 1944, the man who would give it to him would be the president at the time, Franklin D. Roosevelt.
  • It is possible he died in "Jeffy Skips School!". But most likely revived.
  • Before Jeffy was around, it was possible Mario's Grandpa was originally going to be the ice-breaking annoying character that Jeffy is, due to how he acted in videos before Jeffy with Rosalina, like "The 1UP!".
  • He is NOT the only SML character to be born in the 1920s decade.
  • It's revealed that he fought 6 wars, the wars he could have served in are WW2, the Korean War, Lebanon crisis, the Bay of Pigs Invasion, the Communist insurgency in Thailand and the Vietnam War. In "The 1UP!", he falsely said he fought in the Great War (more commonly known as World War 1) even though he was born after the Great War and no World War 1 veterans are alive today.
  • He hasn't returned in the series after the events of "Jeffy Skips School!", it could've been possible that he died of old age or Logan lost the puppet. But however, he returned in "The Life of Brooklyn Guy!". It is unknown if he will appear or not due to not making any physical appearances in 2020.
  • In "Jeffy's Butler Part 2" in the part where Chives goes to kitchen to make a bologna sandwich for Marvin and Rose, a sticker on the fridge can be seen with "RIP Harold Gone But Not Forgotten How You Annoyed us all! Go to Hell Fucker!" written on it which might hint that Harold has passed away, unless that was a different Harold.

Quotes[]

  • "What?"
  • "Candy tastes like shit!"
  • "I think I'm gonna die here, in this smelly bathroom!"
  • "Damn those Nazis."
  • "It ain't nothing! Damn Obama's new cable rules!"
  • "It is my right, an American to sit here in my underpants, and spit on Nazis all day."
  • "The damn Nazis came, knocked me over, and tried to steal my kidney."
  • "See smell."
  • "You know what? I'll get my own, goddamn tell her I can do it"
  • "Don't tell me what I can't do, I fought The Great War with my old friends, I fought 6 wars, I can do whatever I want!"
  • "I pooped! IIIIIIIII POOPED!"
  • "You kamikaze sons of bitches, I'll show you a kamikaze!"
  • "Is this where I get the macaroni?"
  • "I think I broke my hip..."
  • "How about I drop two more nukes, on your Asian ass!"
  • ''What kind of Nazi trap is this?''
  • "I don't wanna go to no concentration camp!"
  • "AH! GUNFIRE QUICK HIT THE DECK!"
  • "Good God, what is wrong with this country? But in my day, everyone was white!"
  • "You can’t take my freedom!"
  • "Oh yeah? I got one more word for ya. Carrots!"
  • "Yep, I'd say it again too. I fought for this country, and I earned the right to yell 'carrots' at the Chinese"
  • "Stepped on a land mine. THERE GOES MY LEG! Bye, leg."
  • "No phones in class!"
  • "Oh, I broke my hip...and I pooped."


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