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  • [it started outside when Koopa was just standing on the steps, doing nothing. The time says 7:30 am, and he just stands there and sighs. The time says 8:30 am, and he still stands there for no reason. Now the time says 9:30 am, and he started to get his gears grinned]
  • Koopa: This so stupid stupid stupid! I hate this! Why did Bowser give me this job? All I do is sit here all day, and wait for Mario to come kill me. It's so stupid, it's not worth, $3 an hour! I mean, it's so stupid, my friend died yesterday, and no one even cares. (shows Goomba laying on the cement step, dying) He just, he's dead, he just leave his body there, a rock! I mean, it's so stupid! I mean, we can't even kill Mario anyway, cuz he jumps onto his head. And then, all he do is just, die! It's so stupid. Alright, i'm going, i'ma go right up to Bowser. I'ma tell him who's boss, i'm gonna be like, "Stupid Bowser, I want a better job!" cuz, I mean, this is not, I'm living, I can't, I just hate it! I just hate it, i'm so tired, I just sit here all day, and... (struggles) Oh my God, Bowser is so stupid! I think he's a stupid, big, fat, mean, poo poo head! He's stupid! I hate him! I'm, i'ma, I wanna cuss him out! I hate Bowser! I mean, if I could say it right now, I say straight to his face, how much a big stupid loser he is! And how he's a big nose! I mean, I don't even know what he is, what type of name is Bowser? Is he a dragon, or is he a turtle? I'm a turtle, I know what a turtle looks like. So he's stupid. He's a big fat doo doo head, and if he was right here right now, I would be like, cuss him out, to tell him how stupid he is! (after Koopa finishes his speech, Bowser just came for what he just said to him)
  • Bowser: What?
  • Koopa: Uh, Load Bowser, um... oh, uh, were you there this whole time?
  • Bowser: I'm, i'm stupid?!
  • Koopa: No, you're not stupid. I said you're smart!
  • Bowser: (laughs unearthly) Imagine complaining about your job, but do you want another one? I got a perfect one for you this time.
  • Koopa: A new job? Sure, Bowser, where's my new job?
  • Bowser: It's in the kitchen! (laughs)
  • Koopa: I love cooking! Okay, okay, let's go.
  • Bowser: Come on. (takes Koopa inside the house, which leads to the kitchen) This is gonna be your new job.
  • Koopa: (looks around in the kitchen) This is cool.
  • Bowser: Hey, Chef Pee Pee! I got a new employee for ya!
  • Koopa: Chef Pee Pee?
  • Chef Pee Pee: (Puts the cat on the pot for his meal) Dinner, this kitty. (laughs) Yes, caso. (gasps) New employee? Why'd you ask? Come on, come on, come in.
  • Bowser: Have fun! (laughs as he walks out)
  • Chef Pee Pee: (looks at Koopa) New employee?
  • Koopa: Yes, i'm a new employee.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Turtle?
  • Koopa: Yes, i'm a turte.
  • Chef Pee Pee: Turtle soup. Turtle soup. Yeah.
  • Koopa: Turtle soup?
  • Chef Pee Pee: Turtle soup. (laughs)
  • Koopa: No!
  • Chef Pee Pee: (grabs Koopa) Turtle soup!
  • Koopa: No!
  • Chef Pee Pee: Turtle soup!
  • Koopa: No Turtle soup!

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