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"Is this the bastard that gave you the free toy?""
— Mickey

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Michael Theodore "Mickey" Mouse is the mascot of The Walt Disney Company and a drug dealer who is addicted to drugs. Despite common belief, he did not host American Idol Mario Edition, that was Mickey Seacrest, an old and different version of him.

In real life, he's an animated mouse who debuted in 1928 that has been a symbol of Disney history ever since. Mickey has appeared in over 8,000 cartoons, 8 television series, over thousands of short shows and merchandising, all featuring him.

He serves as a main character in the Bowser Junior Goes To Disney World! series, both first and second parts.

Personality[]

Mickey Mouse is a greedy drug addict as well as being the owner of The Walt Disney Company. (Although Walt Disney was actually the founder). He outright forces Bowser Junior to buy two bottles of water for $40 to get richer. He also is extremely addicted to drugs, owning a meth lab (although it was burned down) and snorting cocaine whenever he has a chance to do it. He appears regretful of his addiction, as he says Minnie left him because of it. He runs a drug operation out of Walt Disney World, shipping millions of dollars of drugs across the border to cartels in Mexico and Cuba. According to Mickey, this is why the resort is located so close to Cuba. However, in real life, WDW is really far from Cuba. WDW is located in Orlando, being 377 Miles away from Cuba, Miami being about 240, and Key West, 90.

History[]

He first appears in Mario and Tony the Tiger's television screen in 2008's "Mario And Tony: Mickey Mouse Club House".

He made his latest appearance in Chef Pee Pee's Bucket List! to pretend that their house is Disney World.

He made an appearance in Jeffy's Birthday as a decoration and mention. It also appears that Chuck E. Cheese's is Jeffy's Disney World and references Chuck as Mickey. He made an appearance in Bowser Junior Goes To Disney World! Part 1 after a 7-year hiatus from the channel. This time, he is voiced by Chris rather than Logan. In that part, he chats with Bowser Junior and tells him to buy 20 bucks of water due to him to get more money to make more movies. He also is told by Junior that he got a free stuffed animal from Brooklyn T. Guy, and that Mickey thinks it is a good idea to run to find him, and talk to him.

In Bowser Junior Goes To Disney World! Part 2 he brings Brooklyn T. Guy to Chef Pee Pee's hotel room and hid him in a fridge. Then he did cocaine (Coke for short) in the room with Goofy and asked Chef Pee Pee if they could crash in the hotel's bathroom for the night. The next day Mickey finds Goofy dead and tries to give him Coke to revive him to no effect. He dumps Goofy's body in a bush and then leaves the hotel.

He reappears again in Jeffy's Disney Trip! when Marvin and Jeffy take some pictures with Him, Minnie Mouse, and Goofy. He is later seen again at the house (Along with Goofy and Donald Duck) but he looks mad after finding out that Marvin has Minnie Mouse, and he wants to hurt him (Along with Rose) by doing evil stuff like wanting to break Marvin's knee caps.


Quotes[]

  • ”Hey kid you wanna buy a bottle of water for twenty bucks?”
  • ”Now go buy a stuffed animal for an outrageous price!”
  • "Is this the bastard that gave you the free toy?"
  • ”Shut up, you! You stupid piece of sh*t!”
  • "Hohoho! Get in there you bastard!"
  • ”Get out of my sight now, you miserable piece of sh*t!”
  • “Ohohohohohoho, Jiminy Cricket that’s some good sh*t!”
  • “I told you Donald couldn’t cook! God dammit Goofy, this whole chickenshit operation’s coming down around our ears!”
  • ”How do you think I’m gonna afford my blow habit unless you little bastards buy something?!”
  • ”Ohohoho shit, that’s some good stuff, man!”
  • “What, do you think you make billions of dollars from ‘Frozen’? No! We ship millions and millions of dollars across the border every year to Mexican drug cartels! How do you think we keep these things running? Hohohoho!”
  • “What do you think it’s located so close to Cuba? Hahahaha!“
  • "Goofy! Speak to me, goddammit!"
  • ”Goofy ODed! I don’t know what the fuck happened, he just did too much coke!”
  • "I don't know what the f**k we’re gonna do about Goofy!"
  • "Ahaha, I have a problem!”
  • "Ahahaha! Oh, I lost Minnie because of this shit!"
  • ”You’re fine! Everything’s fine, you just need more COKE! It’s okay, hohohoho, oh sh*t, he OD’d, man!”
  • ”Everytime’s a good time to do coke, man!”
  • "I Don't Care who Drew it! Goofy, Kill 'Em!"
  • "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
  • "WHERE'S THAT HOE, HOHO?!"
  • "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? WHAT IS THIS!?"
  • "Yeah you did, you cheated me with this fool! SO NOW I GOTTA KILL 'EM"
  • "HOOOT DOOOG, Goofy we're gettin outta here!"
  • "YOU WAVED AT THEM FOR FREE!?"

Trivia[]

  • The Mickey plush shown in the thumbnails is different from the actual one used. The thumbnail image shows him with his fingers stitched together, whereas the actual Mickey plush in the videos has four separate fingers per hand.
  • The depiction of Mickey Mouse in SML is similar to that of his depiction in South Park. Both depict Mickey as the foul-mouthed, money-hungry CEO of The Walt Disney Company who treats everyone badly, even to his fellow Disney characters. However the major difference between the depictions is that his SML counterpart is also portrayed as a drug dealer.
    • When the character returned in "Jeffy's Disney Trip!", Mickey's personality became similar to that of the character's depiction by the TikTok user Hassan Khadair, to the point that the puppet used is the exact same type that Khadair uses.
  • Jeffy is shown to really like Mickey as he wished to go to Disney World for his 15th Birthday.
  • The Mickey plush used in the SML movies can be purchased on Amazon here.
  • The Mickey Mouse Puppet Used in "Jeffy's Disney Trip!" has 2 different sizes.
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