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Princess Peach (also known simply as Peach) is a classic character in the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's ex-wife, and acts as a former main character and hero, and currently a minor antagonist. She was married to Mario at one point, before she divorced him over his bald head. She was also the main antagonist of Mario's Valentines Day Problem!.
This plush used for Peach is from the Mario Party 5 plush series by Sanei and Hudson Soft, which can go for around $20 to $50 online.
History (MLSDA Series)
At the beginning of MLSDA, Bowser kidnapped Peach (after being paid to by Mama Luigi) and later on after being knocked out, Peach is raped by Bowser. At the end of Season 1, Peach discovered she was pregnant, and started being a bitch to Mario. (Though he claimed it was her love.) When she gave birth, her baby turned out to be a striking resemblance of Bowser due to the rape. Black Yoshi shot and killed Junior after he kidnapped Peach, and then Peach falls in love with him to says I love you. When Bowser appears and knocks Mario out, Peach walks away while Bowser attacks Black Yoshi in a rage for killing his son. Though halfway through the scuffle, Blacks Yoshi accidentally shoots and kills her and once he discovers what he'd done, hides her body in a trashcan.
Later on, Bowser finds her body and resurrects her into a zombie like state, but she is quickly dispatched by Black Yoshi once she attacks Mario. Her death becomes one of the reasons Mario embarks on an adventure to change the past.
History (Main Series)
In the main series. She and Mario are happily married but once she realises he is bald, she files for a divorce. 3 years later, Mario is still depressed over her being gone and after encouragement from Toad, calls her, only to learn she's now with his rival Sonic. After Mario supposedly gains hair, she agrees to go on a date with him, though Mario quickly realises she's only interested in his hair. The date is ended instantly as Peach reveals she is pregnant with Sonic's baby (Chef Pee Pee starts laughing as he called it) and Mario reveals he was just wearing a wig. Peach and Mario argue and she takes the wig for Sonic to wear.
A few months later, a small time before Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventure began, Sonic broke up with Peach for being 'clingy' and learning she's not pregnant with his baby but the baby of someone (Mario) else. Peach is then kidnapped by Bowser Junior (who wants to be like his father) but sends a tweet asking for help. Mario, seeing this tweet, decides to rescue her to win back her affection. Eventually Mario and Bowser (who believes the one who kidnapped Peach also kidnapped Charleyyy) manage to figure out Junior is the kidnapper. Peach is re-kidnapped by Sonic, who wants revenge on the duo for torturing him to learn Peach's location. Though in a twist of fate, when Sonic threatens to torture her in front of Mario and Bowser when they confront him, she gives birth to the baby. Deciding she's more valuable, Sonic tosses Peach aside and takes the baby.
Peach begs Mario to rescue the child, telling him she'll love him forever. Soon she is found by Toad (who wants to rescue her to win her affection) and though she tells him she was already rescued, he doesn't listen and drags her to a dinner date.
After Sonic is killed by Black Yoshi and Mario and Bowser rescue the baby. Mario and Bowser come across Toad trying to force himself at her, when the idiot doesn't listen to reason, the duo waterboard him. Peach reveals that she once again deceived Mario when she reveals that she prefers to see him as a brother rather than a boyfriend or husband, though she admits that maybe in the future they could renew their relationship.
Throughout the next two years after MBSCA ended however, it becomes apparent that Peach has zero interest in Mario. This is shown where it's revealed in Mario's Beautiful Date! that she's become friends-with-benefits with Bowser. Then in Mario's New Girlfriend! She files for a restraining order only to show up at his apartment demanding her favourite thong back, calling him a creep as she leaves after discovering he sleeps with it.
In Mario's Valentines Day Problem! She shows up at Mario's and wants to get back together with him. Mario, desperate to get back together with her despite now dating a woman named Rosalina, eagerly accepts and locks Rosalina in a closet. Throughout the date, Peach criticises everything he'd supposedly bought for her (originally intended for Rosalina) and acts like nothing he'd done on the date was enough.
Mario, finally realising the horrible human being that she was and how he already had Rosalina who appreciated everything he did and loved him for him, decides enough's enough. Tricking her into thinking he's taking her to a fancy restaurant. Mario lures her outside before slamming the door on her before calling out to her "BYE BITCH!" before heading back to make things right with Rosalina, leaving Peach alone, in the same way she did him.
As of right now, her status in the SML series is unknown, though it's likely she'll make one final appearance in The SuperMarioLogan Movie!.
Mario and Peach used to be married. However, when Peach found out that Mario was bald, Peach filed a divorce with Mario and he was heartbroken. Mario still liked Peach and wanted to remarry her. When Mario found out that Peach was pregnant with Sonic's baby, Mario hated Peach.
In Mario and Bowser's Crazy and Stupid Adventures, Mario wanted to save Peach and hoped that she will love him again. When he saves her, Peach tells that if she saves her baby, she will love him forever. When and Bowser saves her baby, he finds out that Peach likes as a brother and she tells him that they can start their relationship over and then get married (which they never did). daydreams of killing Peach after she double-crosses him in MABSACA.
In Mario's Valentines Day Problem!, he tried to re-date Peach by pretending Rosalina's gifts were for Peach. Thankfully, he realized that she was being a jerk and permanently dumped Peach to stay with Rosalina. Finally ending his long standing depression of Peach leaving him.
Bowser used to kidnap Peach all the time in the earlier videos but he stopped doing it for reasons unknown. It's revealed in Mario's Beautiful Date! that they've entered a "smash and dash on occasion" relationship, though Bowser confirms that they're nothing serious. It's unknown whether this relationship is ongoing though given Peach hasn't made any appearances since Mario kicked her out, it's unlikely.
Peach and Sonic dated for a while but Sonic broke up with her because she was too clingy. Later in the MBSCA series, he kidnaps and intends to torture her as payback to Mario and Bowser for torturing him. After she gives birth to her and Mario's baby, he tosses her aside and kidnaps the baby instead. After Mario returns the baby, she doesn't question what happened to the blue Hedgehog, perhaps knowing he's dead.
In both MLSDA and the main series, Peach and Bowser Junior are shown to have a hostile relationship. Despite being his mother in MLSDA (as a result of Bowser raping her in season 1) he immediately kidnaps her for unknown reasons. When Black Yoshi shoots and kills Junior after the latter runs into him, Peach is happy and even praises Black Yoshi for the deed. In the main series, Junior kidnaps Peach in an attempt to be just like his dad. When Peach is complaining about not having a charger for her phone when she's locked up and realizes he's there, she shows a brief moment of fear before demanding a charger, only for him to laugh at her. After being rescued, she doesn't even bring him up.
Peach is shown to care about her baby, deciding to keep it despite it being the child of a man she now hated and she was dating someone else. When Sonic kidnaps the child, she immediately begs Mario to rescue her, even deceiving him into thinking she'd love him again. It's unknown where the child is now, as throughout her sporadic appearances after MBSCA ended, neither she or Mario bring the child up when they briefly meet, leaving the child's fate unknown.
Likes and Dislikes
- Mario (formerly)
- Baby Princess Peach
- Sonic (formerly)
- Goodman (possibly for threatening Mario)
- Being rude
- Being kidnapped
- Starbursts (as shown in Mario's Valentines Day Problem!)
- Italian Cuisine
- "Chocolate? What Chocolate?" card
- Being killed by Sonic
- Mario (especially his head)
- Bowser Junior
- Mario's Head
- She divorced Mario for being bald and then she was dating Sonic who lied to us about being fast which means that Sonic stole Mario's girl with lying.
- Peach acts like a spoiled brat in Mario's Valentines Day Problem!.
- It is revealed that Peach dislikes Star Bursts as shown in Mario's Valentines Day Problem!.
- It is unknown if she would come back in the future; possibly The SuperMarioLogan Movie.
- Her bedroom is exactly the same as Bowser Junior's old bedroom.
- Peach is considered to be one of the worst characters by many fans.