[Scene begins with Tony and Chad talking to Big Red, Speedy, Blue and Toad]
Tony: Okay guys we got a big announcement (Turns to Chad) wanna tell them baby?
Chad: No baby you tell them!
Tony: No you tell them!
Chad: No baby you tell them!
Tony: No! you tell them! you tell them!
Big Red: Come on! Tell us, man!
Tony: OK we're having a baby!!!!!! (Squeals with excitement) He's ready to hatch like any day now. You guys free?
[Big Red, Speedy and Blue leave except for Toad]
Toad: That's awesome dude! hey hey hey who's the dad? who's the dad?
Tony: Chad's the dad you silly goose! (Laughs)
Chad: Yeah baby! Who's your daddy who's your daddy?
Tony: You are! You are! (They Squeal) I'm so glad your not mad Toad, I thought you'd be like the other birds that just leave just for no reason!
Toad: No I wouldn't be mad I just want to babysit hey can I babysit? Can I babysit? PLEASE?!! PLEASE?!!! PLEASE?!!!!! PLEASE?!!!!!!
[Tony puts a glass box over the egg]
Tony: No Toad I'm sorry but he's too fragile right now I can't have you babysitting, You can like crack on or something he could DIE! (Sobs) Ohh Chad HE COULD DIE!!! (They sob)
Chad: It's okay baby! It's okay! I know he's not gonna touch.
[Tony turns to Toad]
Tony: DON'T TOUCH IT!! DON'T TOUCH IT!!! GET BACK!!!
Toad: Okay I won't! Geez!
Tony: Good! Hmph! Chad let's go watch a movie.
Chad: Okay, baby.
[Toad stares at the egg]
Toad: I'm not gonna touch it? Erm I can just look at it right? Yeah. (Moves closer) Hmm. Wow! This a beauty right here. Ooh don't get too close! Hmm it's beautiful! So beautiful! Oh I just wanna feel the case and I know it feels good so it's a box I like boxes. I know one smell wouldn't hurt I like... I like the smell of eggs, I've never babysit an egg before (Opens the glass box) I just wanna smell just a... oohhh... just a little bit. (Sniffs the egg) Hmmm smells like Dandelions! yeah!!! (Touches the egg) Ohhh... It moved!
[Toad pushes the egg too far but then the egg splatters on the floor]
Toad: OH MY GOD!!! NO!!! (Toad starts to panic) OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (Sees the splattered egg) OH MY GOD!! What am I gonna do???? What am I gonna do? WHAT AM I GONNA DO???? (Panics) I just gotta get another egg! I gotta find another egg! WHERE AM I (Continues to panic) WHERE AM I GONNA FIND ANOTHER EGG???!!!!!
[Heads to the refrigerator]
Toad: GOTTA FIND AN EGG!!! WHERE'S IT AT? WHERE'S THE EGG?!!!! NEED AN EGG I NEED AN EGG!!!! (Looks in the refrigerator) COME ON!!! I NEED AN EGG!!!!
[Toad continues to look for an egg]
Toad: OH MY GOD! MY LUCKY DAY! I FOUND AN EGG!
[Toad cheers with excitement but he carelessly splatters the other egg on the floor]
Toad: (Screams) WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO????!! I HAD TWO EGGS!!!!! NOW I HAVE NO EGGS!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!! I Know! I can... I can lay an egg that's all I have to do is lay an egg. How do I lay an egg? How do I lay an egg?!! HOW DO I LAY AN EGG?!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO HOW DO I LAY AN EGG?!!! Maybe I can sit down and strain hard, really really hard and I'll lay an egg, It can't be that hard. One, Two, Three. (Strains) IT'S COMING! IT'S COMING!
[Toad strains but then he craps]
Toad: Uh oh! It has to work. it has to work.
[A few hours later scene]
Chad: So how d'you like the movie, baby?
Tony: Of course you know I loved it. It's my favorite movie whatsoever. (Sees Toad's crap but Tony thinks that the baby has hatched) MY BABY! MY BABY! He's hatched!
Chad: No! No! (Sobs) Tony I can't believe you cheated on me!!! He's black!!! HE'S BLACK!!!