SML Wiki
Register
Advertisement
SML Wiki
Please note the following:
    • This article may contain language that may be offensive to some users.


"Ooh, Donkey!"
— Shrek's catchphrase

Main

Shrek Safe Cheesecake III is a fan version of the character of the same name created by William Steig and from the DreamWorks animated movie series Shrek. He is an obese ogre who has an obsession and addiction to Sara Lee Cheesecake. He weighs about 950 pounds (mentioned in "Joseph Moves In!"). Prior to Season 8, Shrek was a main character. However, from Season 9-onwards, due to the excessive amount of crapping he did, which not only created huge messes for the cast to clean but didn't comply with YouTube’s guidelines since 2018, as well as the demand for more Jeffy videos, his status as a main character was dropped as well as many characters he was introduced with. However, he has made a huge comeback since his surprise appearance in The Grinch!, with the running gag of his love for cheesecake being rekindled in Shrek's Endless Cheesecake!

Quick Answers

What is Shrek's weight? toggle section
Shrek weighs about 750 pounds.
Provided by: Fandom
Where is Shrek from? toggle section
Shrek is originally from Waterford, Ireland.
Provided by: Fandom
What is Shrek's personality type? toggle section
Shrek is lazy, childish, not too competent, somewhat moronic, lacking in self-discipline, non-compliant, manipulative, sloppy, disgusting, and rather worthless.
Provided by: Fandom
What has Shrek done in videos? toggle section
Shrek used to have many appearances in videos, but since Season 9, he doesn't appear often due to excessive crapping and the demand for more Jeffy videos.
Provided by: Fandom
Who are Shrek's friends? toggle section
Shrek's friends include Mario, Sara Lee Cheesecake, Rosalina, Black Yoshi, Woody, Chef Pee Pee, Harold Wilfred, Tony the Tiger, Mr. Pig, Jeffy, Bowser Junior, Cody, Joseph, and Toad.
Provided by: Fandom

History[]

Shrek was born in 1976 and raised in Waterford, Ireland.

In 2008, he moved to Florida because he had been selected to go on Main Character Judging and since he won the award.

He used to mooch off of Mario while living with him without any rent.

Shrek was originally from the DreamWorks film franchise of the same name, and he won the Main Character Judging and picked Tour Guide for Today along with Mario.

He also appeared in Season 2 of Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures. He makes a few cameos in the background of Logan Thirtyacre's early videos such as "TONY'S LIFE STORY".

He also makes a brief cameo appearance in Logan's later videos such as "Bowser Junior's Cellphone", "Bowser Junior's Game Night 2", "Bowser Goes to the Movies!", "Jeffy's Mistake!", and "The Bet!".

Personality[]

Considering that Shrek is meant to be a stereotype for fat jerks in the SML universe, he has been shown to be very lazy, childish, not too competent, somewhat moronic, lacking in self-discipline, non-compliant, manipulative, sloppy, disgusting and rather worthless.

Shrek is obsessed with eating cheesecake and taking craps to the point it's off-the-wall. He is so obsessed with cheesecake that he literally has sexual intercourse with it in addition to eating it. In "Baby Shrek", he crapped out an actual baby because of this.

In the episode "The Ring", Shrek drank too much slippin, making him poop, and ran to the bathroom and pooped the whole room; covering the room entirely.

He has eaten so much cheesecake that his veins are filled with cheese, and he is obsessed to the point that he murdered Toad for eating his cheesecake. He also has diabetes and that his digestive system is destroyed, as revealed in "Shrek's Diet!", which allows him to be practically immune to diabetes as well.

Shrek also is obsessed with taking "craps" in the bathroom. He at one point even got his own sewer just to contain his crap. His obsessions lead him to wasting his entire life eating cheesecake, taking craps, and just generally being a gross ogre.

Because of how strange, silly and crazy he is, Shrek often partakes into some very goofy antics when it comes to taking craps and doing some preposterous, nonsensical things for the sake of comedic value.

Shrek is known to have a very short temper, and this usually occurs when he doesn't get food or when someone disturbs him.

This is noticeable in The Bird when Skittles eats Shrek's McDonald's and disturbs him when he is making love with/eating his cheesecake in his room.

Shrek is also shown to be sometimes extremely cruel to just about everyone. He has shoved a corn-dog up Mario's butt, forced Mario to drink his diarrhea simply because Mario wouldn't give him toilet paper, brutally murdered Toad multiple times, threw Toad out of the house, made Toad eat his crap on multiple occasions, gave Toad a swirly because he ate his cheesecake, made an extremely hurtful and mean rap against Toad with Black Yoshi, and much more.

He also calls everybody that he likes or generally doesn't dislike "donkey". This was revealed in the "The Couch!", when he called Mario "Lord Farquaad" when he was kicked out.

Relationships[]

Mario[]

In the old era, Mario and Shrek used to get along better, but as time went on, Mario and Shrek fought more often and their relationship declined to a neutral status. Mario always gets annoyed at Shrek due to his constant begging for him to buy him cheesecake and walking all over him. Mario also dislikes Shrek because he calls him "Donkey" and freeloads off him.

Status: Neutral

Black Yoshi[]

Shrek refers to Black Yoshi as "Black Donkey"

Shrek and Black Yoshi seem to get along well and could be friends. They often team up with each other (mostly to kill someone).

In The Bird, Skittles, a rare African bird that Woody adopted, ate Shrek's cheesecake and McDonald's and messed with Black Yoshi's Call of Duty (which he does like). This resulted in them teaming up to kill Skittles. Shrek stuffed him in a trash bag, tossed the bag to the side of the house, and had Black Yoshi shoot him. However, a news report later stated that the bird was missing from the zoo and that a $20,000,000 reward would be given to anyone who could bring it back alive.

In "Toad is Cool", he and Black Yoshi teamed up again, to oppose Toad and Ray Cheesy through a rap battle.

Status: Best Friends

Chef Pee Pee[]

In early episodes, Chef Pee Pee respects and gets along better with Shrek for being more tolerable than Bowser and Bowser Junior. But as time goes on in the later seasons, Chef Pee Pee finds Shrek gross and disgusting and dislikes him.

In "The Ring", Shrek is seen bugging Chef Pee Pee to make him a cheesecake, much to Chef Pee Pee's annoyance.

Status: Enemies

Jeffy[]

Shrek dislikes Jeffy, as seen in "Shrek The Babysitter!", but in "Jeffy Loses His Teeth!", they seem to get well with each other. He also saved Jeffy from his execution, alongside his unseen friend Donkey, as stated by Jeffy.

Status: Neutral

Quotes[]

  • "Oh, Donkey!"
  • "Hello, Little Donkey."
  • "Donkey! Where's my cheesecake?!"
  • "The creamy-cream Sara Lee Cheesecake!"
  • "Donkey, give me the last piece!"
  • "Somebody once told me-Oh hey, Donkey!"
  • ”Oh, hey there, Donkey. Would you like a piece of cheesecake?”
  • "I'm punishing the toilet, Donkey!
  • "Ugh, best cheesecake I ever had!"
  • "Ahh... what the Fu-"
  • "I AM IRON DONKEY!"
  • "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! PLUNGE MY BUTTHOLE!!!!"
  • "Run, Donkey!” (Shrek telling Mario to run in “Jeffy’s Coma!”.)
  • "Whifting, whifting!"
  • "Get in my belly!"
  • "Maybe!"
  • "No, Mushroom Donkey. I don't like it...I love it!"
  • "You're mine now, Mushroom Donkey!"
  • "Have it your way. This isn't Burger King."
  • "Get ready for my crap!"
  • ”Donkey! Donkey come here!”
  • “It's gonna be Hiroshima in here!”
  • ”No, Donkey! I’m making sh*t angels right now!”
  • (Grunting noises) (When he has diarrhea.)
  • "GIVE ME SOME CHEESECAKE!"
  • "But it's endless!"

Trivia[]

  • Shrek's personality may be a mixture of the character Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers franchise, and Shrek from the book and original Shrek franchise .
    • This can be further supported by the catchphrases he says such as "Get in my belly!", and "I have to take a crap!" along with his unusual eating diets.
    • Coincidentally, the real Shrek was played by the same actor (Mike Myers) with the same voice.
  • This Shrek plush is from Hasbro and is the 2003 Jumbo Shrek 2 Ogre Plush.
    • Ironically, this version of Shrek is much more faithful to his original book counterpart than in the movies, as he was much more monstrous and loved to cause trouble.
  • Shrek is the only major character to not be a human puppet because he was not affected by the cease-and-desist letter from Nintendo, as he is a DreamWorks and William Steig character. His plush can be seen in a few episodes in 2022. However, he has been confirmed to be getting a puppet in the future.[1]
  • Shrek eats Oreos with green filling made out of the special crap that he can only produce in his swamp. He then messily shoves the Oreo into a slice of cheesecake and eats it, including the plate. He believes the normal white filling is gross, saying it looks like someone masturbated using two chocolate cookies.
  • Shrek often calls Mario "Donkey."
    • He also calls Black Yoshi "Black Donkey", Luigi "Green Donkey", Toad "Mushroom Donkey", Brooklyn Guy "Doctor Donkey" and "Police Donkey", and Bowser Junior and Jeffy "Little Donkey."
    • He calls everyone some variation of "Donkey" except for Woody and Baby Shrek, who he calls "Junior."
    • He calls Chef Pee Pee different names involving variations of the word “penis”, such as “Chef Peehole”, “Chef Wiener”, and “Chef Cock”.
    • This is because, in the Shrek movie series, he has a talking donkey sidekick who is named "Donkey."
  • He may not love eating cheesecake specifically, but just anything having to do with cheesecake, as revealed in Bowser Junior's Game Night 2, when he takes a headband card with the word "cheesecake" on it.
  • Cheesecake isn't the only food Shrek has ever eaten, as he was shown to love eating McDonald's (mainly Big Macs) in "The Bird" and eating a Popeye's chicken sandwich in "Black Yoshi's Chicken Sandwich!". Despite this, Cheesecake is his food of choice.
  • On Lance's channel in the Q&A video, it's revealed that Shrek has eaten over 12 billion cheesecakes in his entire life.
  • On Lance's channel in the Q&A video, it's revealed that Shrek and Fiona broke up with each other because she couldn’t handle all the craps that he was taking inside her castle, so she ordered Lord Farquaad to banish Shrek from the castle then they started to break up and ever since then, he doesn’t have anyone but Sara Lee Cheesecake as he’s stressed out from eating it.
  • Shrek happens to be Son of a Booth's least favorite character.
  • Shrek said In The Q&A Video on Lance's Channel, that his cheesecake is the creamiest of all cheesecake.
  • As of 2017, he has fallen out of the main cast and only appears rarely. This is because younger fans, who make up the majority of Logan's fanbase, prefer Jeffy and Bowser Junior, and thus their videos, especially Jeffy's get significantly more views than Shrek videos and Black Yoshi videos. As a result, Logan now only uses him once every few months, though he's started to appear a little more frequently as of October 2020.
  • Shrek is the only character who debuted in Main Character Judging and is still in the show.
  • Shrek believes he and Black Yoshi have the same skin colors, but they don't; Shrek just loves him.
  • Shrek has been known to clog the toilet on more than one occasion and the resulting fallout ends up with a random character either dying or suffocating. Usually, Toad is the victim.
  • In Shrek's Hot Cheesecake, after he eats super-hot Shrimpo droppings, Shrek becomes a superhero known as Iron-Shrek, but he refers to himself as Iron-Donkey.
  • Shrek believes his shorts mean good luck.
  • Shrek believes his butt is an ATM.
  • In the alternate dimension, he takes pees instead of craps, he likes sweet peas instead of cheesecake, and he calls Mario (and possibly everyone else) "Camel" instead of "Donkey."
  • It is revealed in Shrek's Diet that Shrek's body has built up an immunity to diabetes since he has an immense amount of diabetes that he wasn't even aware he had.
    • Also revealed in Shrek's Diet, is that Shrek has eaten so much cheesecake in his lifetime that he has pure Velveeta cheese coursing through his veins in place of actual blood.
  • He has fed Toad his crap multiple times.
  • In Bowser Goes To The Movies!, Shrek went to see Charleyyy and Friends: The Movie, implying he's a fan of the series. He is most likely not addicted to it like Bowser is, as he has never been seen watching a single episode of the show or even mentioning it beforehand.
  • When he's very excited, he flaps his arms like a bird as if he was trying to fly. Most of the time, he does manage to hover for a little bit.
    • It's revealed in "Meet The Cast: Lance" that he can fly but doesn't.
  • It is revealed in Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures Season 2 Episode 7 that he does not have a driver's license.
  • In Shrek's Diet!, it is revealed that Shrek should've died years ago from eating cheesecake for most of his life.
  • Shrek's full name (Shrek Safe Cheesecake III) was revealed in No Weapons Allowed.
  • In The Ring!, it is said that Shrek needs Taco Bell to help him poop while constipated.
  • In both Shrek The Babysitter! and The Couch!, Shrek acts like himself from his original movie.
  • Shrek could represent "Gluttony" due to his obsession with cheesecake and never allowing anyone to eat or share with him.
  • Shrek is the oldest student in the Summer School series. However, it is unknown what year he was born.
  • He is one of Lance's least favorite characters along with Jackie Chu that he voices due to his throat hurting every time he voices both of them, which may be another reason why he does not appear as much as he used to.
  • Logan reveals in the vlog that the reason why Shrek doesn't appear a lot nowadays is simply the fact that he craps in the toilet which mostly causes a video to be age-restricted, though his pooping may be able to return as COPPA is considering adding an age directed choice for YouTubers.
  • Despite their differences, Shrek appears to be one of the few characters who live in his home that Mario seems to like.
  • It is revealed in Joseph Moves In!, that Shrek weighs 717 pounds.
  • It's revealed in a character Q&A, that Shrek has diarrhea 45 to 50 times every day.
  • Throughout his lifetime, or at least during SuperMarioLogan, Shrek has had numerous serious medical issues and near-death experiences mainly as a result of his compulsive cheesecake eating. For example, he almost died of a heart attack in Shrek's Diet, went into a coma in Shrek's Coma, had intense diabetes for a long time that could have killed him at any given moment, and had no blood left in his veins by the time Shrek's Diet takes place, with it all being replaced by cheese.
  • Because of how he is a minor character since 2018, Shrek has appeared in videos rarely with him only appearing three times in 2018 and once in 2019.
    • However, as of October 30th, 2020, he has made four appearances (3 being in the same month), and once on December 19, 2020.
    • As of September 18th, 2022, Shrek has made 2 appearances in a row so he could be a recurring character.
      • This may mean that Shrek is now considered a common recurring character.
        • But as of 2021, he has made no physical appearances, but he was mentioned in three episodes.
        • Logan did say that he'll bring Shrek back in the summer of 2022 but as a human puppet.
        • However, this turned out to be false but Logan might still make him a human puppet.
        • He only made one appearance in 2023.
        • He appeared 2 times in 2024 so far.
  • He, Mario, Bowser, Black Yoshi, Mr. Goodman, and Toad are the only characters from the old era that are still in the show.
    • He and Mr. Goodman are also two of the characters from the old era that aren't from Nintendo.
  • In Lance's Character Q&A/Talk, he’s not in videos that much anymore because he has stomach issues, and he has to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds. He'll make a cameo if he doesn't have issues that day.
  • He thinks him and Mario are twins.
  • According to Lance’s ‘Meet the Cast’, Shrek is one of his least favorite characters to play, along with Jackie Chu.

Gallery[]

Shrek/gallery


Advertisement