Shrek is a disgusting overweight ogre who was born in Inverness, Scotland in 1957. He then moved to Waterford, Ireland after he finished Worcestershire Academy in the early 1980s. In 2008 he left Waterford, Ireland and then moved to Pensacola, Florida because he had been selected to go on Main Character Judging and since he has won the award he now lives with Mario, Black Yoshi, Woody, Tony the Tiger, Mr. Pig and Toad, who now mooches off Mario by living with him without any payback.
Shrek is obsessed with eating Cheesecake and taking craps. He is so obsessed with cheesecake that he literally has sex with it more than he eats it. He has eaten so much that his veins are filled with cheese, and he is obsessed to the point that murdered Toad for eating his cheesecake. Shrek also is obsessed with taking "craps" in the bathroom. He at one point even got his own sewer just to contain his crap. His obsessions lead him to wasting his entire life eating cheesecake, taking crap, and just generally being gross.
Shrek is known to have a very short temper and this usually occurs when he doesn't get food or when someone disturbs him. This is noticeable in The Bird when Skittles eats Shrek's McDonalds and disturbs him when he is making love with/eating his cheesecake in his room.
Shrek is also shown to sometimes extremely cruel to just about everyone. He has shoved a corn-dog up Mario's butt, forced Mario to drink his diarrhea simply because Mario wouldn't give him toilet paper, brutally murdered Toad multiple times, threw Toad out of the house, made Toad eat his crap on multiple occasions, made an extremely hurtful and mean rap against Toad with Black Yoshi, and much more.
Shrek refers to Mario as "Donkey." In Shrek's Big Crap, he asked Mario to get him coke and he refused to give it to him. When Shrek uses up all of the toilet paper he blames Mario. For some reason, Mario hasn't kicked him out despite all the cruel things Shrek has done to him.
Shrek and Black Yoshi are seen to get along well and could be friends or in a creepy pansexual relationship. They often team up with each other (mostly to kill someone). In The Bird, Skittles, a rare African bird that Woody adopted, ate Shrek's cheesecake and McDonald's and messed with Black Yoshi's Call of Duty (which he does likes). This resulted in them teaming up to assassinate Skittles. Shrek stuffed him in a trash bag, tossed the bag to the side of the house, and had Black Yoshi shoot him. However, a news report then states that the bird was missing from the zoo and that a $20,000,000 reward will be given to anyone who can bring it back alive. In Toad is Cool, he and Black Yoshi teamed up again, but to oppose Toad and Ray Cheesey through a rap battle.
Chef Pee Pee
Shrek and Chef Pee Pee are good friends. When Mario refused to get Shrek some cheesecake, Shrek asked Chef Pee Pee to make him some. Shrek is also seen calling Chef Pee Pee multiple other names such as Chef Cock, Chef Penis, Chef Peehole, Chef Donkey and Chef Weiner. Shrek tells the Chef that he will pay him $50 an hour to make him homemade cheesecake. Chef Pee Pee agrees to do so and puts melted cheese on a Zebra Cake. Disappointed in Pee Pee's work, Shrek decides to change Chef Pee Pee's job to wiping his butt after he takes a huge crap. Chef Pee Pee refuses the job opportunity and returns to working for Bowser.
"Sounds like cheesecake (sniff), smells like cheesecake.
"GET READY FOR MY CRAP!!!!"
"I think we need to call Guinness, we got a new world record here!"
"Oh darn I dropped my cheesecake!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I love reading my book while taking a crap!"
"DONKEY YOU CLOGGED THE TOILET!!!"
"I hate you Donkey."
"But my cheesecake!"
"AND STAY OUT YOU DONKEY!!!!!!!!!"
"Black Donkey, I'm gonna kill that bird!"
"Look what you did Donkey!"
"I NEED THAT SPICINESS!
"CHEEEEEEESECAAAAKE!!!! Sara Lee naughty little cheesecake!"
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!!!!!!! PLUNGE MY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hello toilet, you're so gorgeous. You and I are gonna real close in the next few days."
"You're all mine now, Mushroom Donkey!"
"ALRIGHT TOAD, YOU'RE GONNA EAT MY CRAP FOR EATING MY CHEESECAKE!"
"Uh.. Mr. Steindonkey! Uh, this isn't called a culinary cheesecake class?"
"Oh, I guess my question's been answered. Good bye everybody!"
"THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING MY CHEESECAKE!"
"Err, because he ate my cheesecake, Donkey!"
"Oh donkey this crap is so huge I'm breaking Guinness records in here... Ohh donkey I'm taking a crap!*"
"Have you had enough?"
"WELL TOO BAD YOU MORE POO POO FACE!!! CHOKE ON IT!!! LICK IT!!!!!"
"I don't even need to flush! Thanks, little bugger!"
"I gotta clean my butthole."
"Well Donkey, you can't rush perfection, okay? But if you want I can shake it out for you."
"Oh no! I pooped in the tub again!"
He used to be Dafawfulizer's favorite character.
Shrek calls Mario "Donkey".
He also calls Black Yoshi "Black Donkey", Luigi "Green Donkey", and Toad "Mushroom Donkey".
He calls everyone some variation of "Donkey" except for Woody and Baby Shrek, who he calls "Junior".
He calls Chef Pee Pee different names involving variations of the word "penis"
Shrek believes he and Black Yoshi have the same skin colours but they don't; Shrek just loves him.
Shrek has been known to clog the toilet on more than one occasion and the resulting fallout ends up with a random character either dying or suffocating. Usually Toad is the victim.
After eating the super hot shrimpo droppings, Shrek becomes a superhero known as Iron-Shrek, but he refers to himself as Iron-Donkey.
Shrek believes his shorts mean good luck.
He believes his butt is an ATM.
In the alternate dimension, he takes pees instead of craps, he likes sweet peas instead of cheesecake, and he calls Mario "Camel" instead of "Donkey".
It is revealed in Shrek's Diet that he has an immunity to diabetes, and that he has Velveeta cheese as his blood due to eating so much cheesecake.
When he's very excited, he flaps his arms like a bird as if he was trying to fly. Most of the time, he does manage to hover for a little bit.
It is revealed in Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures Season 2 Episode 7 that he does not have a driver's license.
In Shrek's Diet, it is revealed that Shrek should've died years ago.
According to some fans, he is in the video called "SuperMarioLogan version of Shrek in Khumba" where he has been breaking into the animated movie called Khumba and some of the other animals including the lead character of Khumba, however, are seeing him drive a helicopter. The video is made by MovieRide FX.
Every time when Shrek and Woody are good friends with each other, they both can be inspired by The Simpsons characters like Homer Simpson, Ned Flanders, and even Dinosaurs characters like Earl Sinclair and Roy Hess.