Simmons (Burglar Paul in Home Alone and Burglar Larry in Home Alone 2) is a police officer who first appeared in Home Alone. He is also the secondary antagonist of the Home Alone videos and the tertiary antagonist of The Purge!. He was killed by a wild shrimp. For some reason, he was revived in Jeffy's Home Alone! and later killed by Drawing Jeffy because of a bowling ball hitting him in the head.
- Although fans claim that Simmons is Australian, it is possible he is British (Cockney) or British-Australian instead, because in Home Alone, he said the watch cost 5000 British pounds.
- His lucky ketchup packet