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"The Hitman!" (also known as "Jeffy's Ice Cream") is the 246th episode of SML Movies.

Synopsis[]

Mario is sick and tired of Jeffy so he hires a hitman!

Plot[]

The episode begins with Mario attempting to feed Jeffy with green beans on a pig-themed kids’ plastic plate during lunchtime. However, Jeffy purposely throws away his fork, along with the plate of green beans and lime Jell-O. This behavior frustrates Mario, leading him to lose his patience and physically harm Jeffy, causing Jeffy to cry out “RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!”

Shortly after, Mario, annoyed by Jeffy’s previous actions, throws away a newly fresh box of Cheerios cereal into the trash bin. This act was triggered by Jeffy reminding Mario that he had stuck his genitals, or “pee pee,” into the cereal. Fed up, Mario decides to come up with a plan to permanently remove Jeffy from his life. He considers hiring a hitman to kill Jeffy and decides to call the Loan Dolphin, whose contact information he finds in the phone book.

When the Loan Dolphin arrives at Mario’s front door, Mario shares his request to have Jeffy murdered. However, the initial plan does not go as intended when Loan Dolphin suggests taking Jeffy to the local park to give him ice cream, secretly intending to fulfill the job there. Unfortunately, the hitman accidentally targets and shoots a different child who also had ice cream. In the second attempt, Loan Dolphin adds something deadly to the chicken nuggets he orders for Jeffy from McDonald’s. Yet, Jeffy throws the nuggets away after complaining to Mario about receiving only one Happy Meal toy instead of the requested 20 toys.

After two failed attempts, the exasperating dolphin complains to Mario about the troubles he went through to set everything up. Loan then devises a final plan, instructing Mario to leave the door unlocked for him to sneak in and eliminate Jeffy discreetly. That night, Mario follows the dolphin’s instructions, unlocking the door after putting Jeffy to bed, eagerly anticipating Jeffy’s demise. Regrettably, as the Loan Dolphin sneaks into the dark room, he repeatedly bumps into objects, waking Jeffy in the process. Jeffy quickly calls 911, prompting the arrival of the police officers. They thoroughly search the apartment and eventually discover the Loan Dolphin hiding in the bathroom bathtub. Recognizing him as one of the most notorious criminals in America, they promptly arrest him. Facing the failure of his plan, Mario quips about how the Loan Dolphin’s only “porpoises” in like is to kill people.

Characters[]

Trivia[]

  • This video marks many things:
  • Going off the rough timeline set by Brooklyn Guy in "The Secret Door!", this is the first video where his brother, Does Bad Things Guy started filling in for him and by proxy his true debut.
  • The Loan Dolphin mentions that his friend Ray killed a guy named Steve. This is a reference to crocodile hunter Steve Irwin, who was killed by a stingray in 2006.
  • This video introduced the joke of Jeffy sticking his peepee in Cheerio boxes.
  • This is the second use of Jeffy's new iPhone 7.
  • This is the second time Patrick dies. the first being "Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 3".
  • The background of the SML question is the same as the background of the thumbnail for "Bowser Junior Gets His Nose Pierced!", though slightly brighter.
  • This is the 3rd time Mario and Jeffy appears without Rosalina. 1st being "Jeffy's Stupid Home Video!", and 2nd being "Jeffy Sleepwalks!".
  • Jeffy's disliking of green beans is mentioned again. The first time was in "Bowser Junior's Game Night 3".
  • GamecubeDude300 didn't publish a video of him reacting to this SML Movie due to the video not being good as stated in his reply of a comment of reaction in "The Koopalings! Part 2".
  • This is the debut of Jeffy's long forgotten excuse, 'It slipped!'
  • When Patrick has a blue colored waffle cone, Felipe feels jealous, indicating that he is probably poor.
  • This was called "Jeffy's Ice Cream" on the "SML Reacts", this was because Logan didn't want demonetization because of the original title and Jeffy getting his ice cream was the scene in the video he remembers the most.
  • A scene from this video was featured in speedycube64's video "Top 10 Anime Betrayals."
  • This video got age restricted because of the word “Hitman” in the title, Loan Dolphin passed out in the bathtub, and where the part where the Loan Dolphin shoots Patrick. This video was then deleted on August 22, 2019 most likely for the same reasons to why it got age restricted.
  • "Fuck" (x2) is censored.

Errors[]

  • The Loan Dolphin clam's himself that he doesn't have any hands but yet holds a gun.
  • When Jeffy was banging his nose on the table, the pencil didn't go up far enough to injure him, unlike in "Smart Jeffy".
  • Jeffy was afraid of ice cream in "Jeffy's Homework!", so it's unknown why he is okay with it in this video. Possibly because he got over his fear of it or Logan forgot about it or it is just Jeffy not paying attention to the card at that time or the series runs on negative continuity.
  • When Loan Dolphin shoots Patrick in the chest, Goodman claims that he got shot in the head.
  • The Loan Dolphin was struggling to see in the dark even though Dolphins have accurate vision in the dark both in and out of water.
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