[the video starts in the kitchen, where Chef Pee Pee holds the knife]
Chef Pee Pee: Haha. Bunny. French bread. Bunny sandwich! Are you ready to die, bunny? Are you ready to die bunny? Bunny sandwich!
Bowser: (off-screen) Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: Bowser?
Bowser: Chef Pee Pee! What did you do to my pasta? (holds a bowl of pasta)
Chef Pee Pee: What's wrong with it, Bowser? What's wrong with it?
Bowser: What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? (puts the bowl on the table) You look inside and tell me what's wrong with it!
Chef Pee Pee: I didn't see anything wrong with it. Uh, w-what are you talking about? Is it the rat? (Minnie Mouse was on the bowl)
Bowser: Yeah! There's a rat in my pasta! What is this suppose to be?
Chef Pee Pee: Ratatouille. You know, the rat, the pasta. Ratatouille.
Bowser: No! I don't want Ratatouille. Every single thing that you made me is disgusting. It's horrible! I want you to make me something delicious. Something. Uh, pizza! Give me pizza. Make me some pizza, with with mushrooms on it. And if it has one more thing on it, i'ma kill you. I'ma cut you up into a thousand pieces and eat you myself. One little thing wrong with it, I'ma eat you. I'll kill you. I would destroy you!
Chef Pee Pee: Okay, Bowser. Uh, pizza, cheese, and mushrooms. That's it, right?
Bowser: Yes. Cheese, and mushrooms only. It has to be perfect. I'ma give you 15 minutes to make it. And if you're not done when I come back, i'ma kill you. I'ma roast you myself. I'ma cut you in a thousand pieces and kill you!
Chef Pee Pee: Okay. Mushrooms, cheese, nothing else. Uh, it has to be perfect in under 15 minutes. Okay. Uh, perfect pizza. Perfect pizza. Perfect pizza. Perfect pizza. Perfect pizza.
Bowser: SHUT UP! You got 15 minutes. And when I come back and it's not the way I wanted, remember: you'll be dead! (leaves the kitchen)
Chef Pee Pee: Okay, time to make thew perfect pizza. I gotta get on it. (puts the pizza box on the table) Totino's. Perfect pizza. Bowser won't know. (tries to open the box) Come on! Yes. Perfect pizza. Got to bake it. (sets the oven to 450°) Okay, 450 degrees. Perfect! Got to put it in the oven. (tries to pick it up) That's plastic. Wait wait wait. Got to get the plastic off. And then we throw in the oven. Come on, come on. (opens the oven door) Come on. He's hot. (He puts the pizza in the oven) Oh, shit. Bake! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Bake! Bake! Bake! Bake! (makes noises) Party! Pizza! Woo! Time to check on the pizza. (opens the oven door, then closes it) What the hell is happening! What's going on?! Good pizza. Good pizza. Even though it's smoking. There there, pizza. It just adds flavor. (puts the pizza pan on the stove) Okay, I guess the pizza's done. Come on, big boy. (opens the oven door) Oh yes. Come on. (grabs the pizza pan) Come on. Who's your daddy? Who is your daddy? (tries to pick up the pizza with the pan) Come on! Come on the pan! (touches the pizza) Ow, hot! (touches it again) Oh!
[cuts to Chef Pee Pee with the pizza]
Chef Pee Pee: Okay, this is the pizza that we got out of the oven. (groans) It's still perfect. Uh... it's still perfect, it'll just shaped up, y'know. Alright, it's time to add the secret ingredient. Oh, secret ingredient. Oh, come here, baby. (grabs the MiraLAX) Oh, you slippery dog.It'll make you go to the bathroom, it has spices to it. Oh, this'll make you go to the bathroom. Hahaha. (opens the lid) Come on baby. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Come on, come on. (pours some on the pizza) Come on, just a little bit. (pours a bit more on the pizza) Yeah! Now time for the mushrooms. (sighs) Mushrooms. Mushrooms. Open. (opens the refrigerator) Mushrooms. Mushrooms. (gasps) I can't find any mushrooms! What am I going to do for mushrooms? (closes the refrigerator) If I don't get mushrooms, he's going to kill me! (cries on the table) He's going to kill me! He's going to kill me!
Toad: Hey, what's wrong?
[Chef Pee Pee gasps]
Chef Pee Pee: Mushroom.
Toad: What's wrong with you? You're funny.
Chef Pee Pee: Can I give you a haircut?
Toad: Um... sure. Okay.
Chef Pee Pee: Go stand by the pizza.
Toad: Okay. (Toad stands in front of the pizza) Um... this is a weird haircut.
Chef Pee Pee: (has a knife in his hand) Okay, just stand clear. I'm about to cut your hair, okay?
Toad: Okay. (Chef Pee Pee stabs Toad with the knife)
[cuts to Bowser looking at the pizza with grapes on it]
Bowser: This doesn't look like the perfect pizza.
Chef Pee Pee: Oh, yes it is. Yes it is. Um... this is how the Germans make the pizza, y'know. (stutters) Yeah yeah, this is how the Germans make it.
Chef Pee Pee: Just take a bite. Just take a bite, man. Come on.
Bowser: Okay, i'll eat it. (grabs the plate) And i'll come back to tell you if it's good.
Chef Pee Pee: I hope Bowser like the pizza. Now it's time for me to start on my... turtle stew? (sees the turtles on the pot) Turtle stew! Yeah, come on.
[cuts to the SML Question]
Bowser: Chef Pee Pee! This is some good pizza, man. It is very good. Uh... a little burnt though, but it was good. Y'know, i'll spirited this time, you need to make more pizza like this. But I gotta go to the bathroom for some reason. Got the bubbles.