Toad Sucks! is a song sung by Shrek and Black Yoshi in order to compete with Toad, when Toad made a song to express that he is cool, Shrek and Black Yoshi made a rap song expressing that they are cool and that Toad is a loser and that he sucks.
It's Black Yoshi, everybody knows me
Killed a black guy, but I keep it low key
I don't talk to Toad, 'cause he fruity
When I'm through rapping I'ma play Call Of Duty
Coming to this game, hotter than ever
If you like me you should write me a letter
Track me flow, I run this game
I'm too raw, Toads are lame
Hey it's Shrek
I'm the best
I eat a lot, so I'm a mess
Eat cheesecake, poop, and rest
Toad is a Donkey from the west
Hotter than the sun, bigger than the moon
Eat with my hands, I don't need a spoon
Cook your cheesecake 'cause she want me
Kill this song, stupid Donkey
Call Of Duty! Yeah! Get my glock!
- This is the only song that Black Yoshi has sung so far.
- This song reveals that Sherk and Black Yoshi hate Toad.