(Video starts with Black Yoshi playing Call Of Duty)
Black Yoshi: Ohh folk play me some Call Of Duty! Nothing can ruin this day at all! Not a thing folk! Ohh I got that mode, Ohh folk I got me a kill! Ooh Folk got me another kill I'm so raw today! Ohh Folk!
Toad: I'm Toad I wanna see what Black Yoshi's doing. (Sings)
(Toad comes into Black Yoshi's room singing)
Toad: Hey Black Yoshi what are you doing?
Black Yoshi: Ohh folk I'm being BEAST on Call Of Duty, What d'you want?
Toad: Hey Black Yoshi can I play please?
Black Yoshi: Folk no! I am BEAST I have BEAST mode yeah!
Toad: All I wanna do is play haha please please?
Black Yoshi: Folk no! Get out of here!
Toad: Can I play?
Black Yoshi: Folk no you cannot play!
Black Yoshi: No folk!
Toad: Come on!
(Toad touches him)
Black Yoshi: Folk what are you gay?
Toad: Now please? I'll get it up.
Black Yoshi: No folk!
Toad: Come on please!
Black Yoshi: Folk I'ma hit you with this controller if you don't get out of my house!
Toad: No no!
Black Yoshi: Folk.
(The Call Of Duty game over screen shows)
Black Yoshi: FOLK! WHO LOSES CALL OF DUTY WHEN I PLAY?!!!!! FOLK I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!
(Black Yoshi beats up Toad)
Black Yoshi: YEAH!!!!!
(Black Yoshi throws Toad on the floor and then Toad cries)
Black Yoshi: Folk if I see you in this room again I'm gonna really kill you!
(Black Yoshi slams his door)
Black Yoshi: Folk I ain't never gonna lose Call Of Duty again that's our little Toad folk.
Toad: No one likes me!
Toad: I don't have a friend...Might as well be evil.
Toad: Nobody likes me!...Maybe Shrek will be my friend.
(Shrek is on the toilet taking a crap)
Shrek: Oh donkey, this crap is so huge I'm breaking Guinness records in here... Ohh donkey I'm taking a crap!
Toad: Hi Shrek.
Shrek: Oh hey little...(Shrek remembers the dorito incident) Wait a minute you're the little bugger who stole all the doritos last year at the super bowl.
(Video cuts back to stock footage from Dorito's Super Bowl XLIV Commercial)
Black Yoshi: Dude I got the doritos!
Shrek: Alright donkey everybody I call first dibs on dorito chips.. Hmm doritos.,,TOAD?!!! (Shrek grabs Toad from the dorito bag) TOAD ATE ALL THE DORITOS??!!!!! OH YOU ATE ALL THE DORITOS I'M GONNA CHOKE YOU YOU LITTLE PIG!!! (Shrek beats up Toad) DIE YOU STUPID PIG FOR EATING MY DORITOS!!!
Toad: Erm no I didn't.
Shrek: Yes you did donkey! I remember that you were in my dorito bag... COME HERE YOU LITTLE DONKEY YOU'RE GOING IN MY CRAP!!!! (Shrek grabs Toad and dunks him in the toilet) EAT THE DORITO POO POO AND THE CHEESECAKE!!!! EAT MY CRAP!!!!! EAT IT!!!!! EAT DORITO CHIPS THAT ARE LEFT IN THERE!!!! WAKE THE CHEESECAKE HMM POO POO!!!!!
(Shrek finishes dunking Toad)
Shrek: Have you have enough?
Toad: YES THAT'S ENOUGH!!
(Shrek continues to dunk Toad)
Shrek: WELL TOO BAD YOU MORE POO POO FACE!!! CHOKE ON IT!!! LICK IT!!!!!
(Shrek throws Toad out of the toilet and Toad starts to cry)
Shrek: I don't even need to flush now thanks little bugger!
(Toad is crying in disgrace)
Mario: HAHA Toad why are you crying are you a loser? TOAD'S A LOSER! Hey Toad Toad why are you such a loser? HAHA Toad's crying 'cause he's a LOSER! LOSER! HAHA!
(Toad is still crying but then finds a packet of doritos only to find out that Shrek has set up a trap)
Toad: Oh look doritos! Maybe they'll make me better... hmm doritos.
Shrek: I KNEW IT LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!
Shrek: SHREK BODY SLAM!!!!
(Lands on Toad and then Shrek beats him up)
Shrek: TAKE THIS LITTLE TOAD YEAH TAKE IT!!!
Shrek: YES I'M GONNA THROW YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!!
Toad: PLEASE DON'T NO!!!!
Shrek: AND STAY OUT YOU DONKEY!!!!!
(Shrek throws Toad outside kicking him out of the house)
Toad: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!!!!!
(Toad starts to cry again but then an underground rapper approaches him)
Ray Cheesy: Wassup Yall!
Toad: Who are you?
Ray Cheesy: Man it's Ray Cheesy don't act like you know me.
Toad: Ray Cheesy? Isn't that Mac & Cheese commercial?
Ray Cheesy: Mac & Cheese? Homie please I'm the world's best rapper out here we ain't got nothing on this... Man what is your problem?
(Throws Toad on the grass and Toad starts to cry again)
Ray Cheesy: Homie why are you crying?
Toad: I have no friends!
Ray Cheesy: Well I wanna be a rapper but we seem to can't get our way.
Toad: Unless somebody wants a recording studio.
Ray Cheesy: For real? HOHO! Right I'll be your friend like real quick, like we can go on a course someday me and you... Know what I'm saying make our own hit.
Toad: Really? OK let's go!
Ray Cheesy: Alright Homie I see you.. Yeah you got a good intention, know what I'm saying? Me and you we can go far we can like end strip, know what I'm saying me and you record.
(Toad shows Ray Cheesy the room)
Toad: OK this is the recording studio.
Ray Cheesy: Word! HOHO You got the mic, You got the headphones you even got the lava lamp man! Right you really really outdid yourself this time, man I really like you now homie (Squeals)
Ray Cheesy: Look at this monitor how many inches is this?
Toad: Erm 27 I think.
(Ray Cheesy Squeals)
Ray Cheesy: Hey why have you got a knife?
Toad: Er that's for when I kill myself 'cause I don't have any friends.
Ray Cheesy: OK weird, but anyway check this studio HAHA!
Toad: OK so what do we do first?
Ray Cheesy: Well I know about shoe shiner but I'ma make me a song real quick you understand.
Toad: But I don't have any friends, I thought you was gonna make me cool.
Ray Cheesy: Hey you know what homie... I'ma do you a favor... I'm about to make you cool.. you're gonna get a first sing on the song unless you come in first...OK? Just to make you happy.
(Toad squeals with excitement)
Ray Cheesy: OK erm I'ma take that as a yes... OK let's go!
(A montage begins with Toad and Ray Cheesy making their first single)
(The Next Day scene)
(Black Yoshi and Shrek are playing Call Of Duty)
Black Yoshi: Hey folk, you sure you know how to play Call Of Duty?
Shrek: Well donkey is the object of it to die? Because obviously that's what I'm doing!
Black Yoshi: Folk just... Just get outta here right now! you don't... You're just a disgrace in the game folk!
Shrek: Donkey I tried!
Black Yoshi: Folk just get out!
Shrek: Fine donkey! I'ma go and eat some cheesecake! See ya later Black Donkey!
(Shrek opens the door but then Toad returns and comes into Black Yoshi's room)
Toad: Wassup homie?
Shrek: Hey I thought I threw you out already for eating my dorito chips!
Toad: No you too weak, you ain't got nothing on this!
Shrek: Oh I'll show you something on this... COME HERE YOU!
(Shrek grabs Toad but Toad stops him)
Toad: No no no wait no wait!
Toad: I gotta show you and Black Yoshi something.
Shrek: OK... Hey Black Donkey! Toad says he wants to show us something.
Black Yoshi: Folk I thought Toad... You hated Toad to get out my crib.
Toad: Wassup Black Yoshi? I'm a rapper now you got nothing on me!
Black Yoshi: Folk ain't no one is raw with me around this park folk.
Toad: I got a new video with everything to destroy you man!
Black Yoshi: Alright folk alright I'll watch it... I'll watch it one time and if its raw to me... Raw to me like sushi I'll give you personally give you my Call Of Duty.
Toad: OK that's OK sounds like a challenge HAHA! Do you love me?!!!!
(Toad touches Black Yoshi)
Black Yoshi: Ahh folk no you gay! Well I told you... you gay.
Toad: No no just watch just watch the video!
Black Yoshi: Alright folk you can't be touching me though.
(Toad and Ray Cheesy's video starts)
Toad: It's Toad and now I'm cool, made a few bucks now I bought me a pool, I'm sick of everybody calling me gay so talk to the hand cuz I don't care whatcha say! Mario and Peach can kiss my booty, last week I peed on Black Yoshi's Call of Duty, when Mario dies Peach is gonna get raped. Guess what Shrek I'ma eat your cheesecake.
Ray Cheesy: It's Ray Cheesy it's time to make it easy, She licked me like a lollipop like my little Cheesy, girl full of spit like when I walk around feeling queazy, you hear I want your chocolate, like I was her Reese's. I ate a bad burrito and now I'm on the pot, hit me to the floor you would think I got shot. I made these rubber tracks I got too many flows, man I'm out so let em know Toad
Toad: YEAH! I'm cool now! So Mario, Peach... Black Yoshi Y'all can kiss my fanny! AHHH! I GO HARD! AHHHH! In the paint!
(The video ends)
Black Yoshi: Folk that wasn't even raw! I bet me and Cheesecake Dude can do better then that.
Shrek: Yeah Black Donkey!
Toad: Man I don't even believe you man! How much are you gonna bet?
Black Yoshi: Folk let... Let's battle let's battle! Look at the screen.
(Toad touches Black Yoshi)
Black Yoshi: Folk you gay!
(Black Yoshi and Shrek's video starts)
Black Yoshi: It's Black Yoshi, everybody knows me, kill the black guy but I keep it low key, I don't talk to Toad because he's fruity, when I through rapping I'm gonna play call of duty. Coming to this game holiday ever, if you like me you should write me a letter! Track me flow, I run this game, I'm too raw, Toads are lame!
Shrek: Hey it's Shrek, I'm the best. I eat a lot so I'm a mess, eat cheesecake, poop and rest, toad is a donkey from the west, hotter then the sun, bigger then the moon, eating with my hands I don't need a spoon, cook your cheesecake 'cause you want me kill this song stupid donkey.
Black Yoshi: Call of duty! Yeah get my glock!
Black Yoshi: Yeah!
Shrek: Crap! Cheesecake!
(The video ends)
Toad: That wasn't even raw! I bet your rap name isn't raw.
Black Yoshi: Folk what's your rap name?
Toad: MILK! That's what my rap name is MILK! MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black Yoshi: Folk I knew he was gay... Milk? what kind of name is that... milk?
Toad: Milk... It goes good with chocolate juice that's what Ray Cheesy told me.
Black Yoshi: Ray Cheesy? Folk really? You're all stupid you can't even think of good rap names much as this a good rap.
Toad: SHUT UP!!! JUST SHUT UP MAN!!!!
(Starts to cry)
Black Yoshi: Back to playing my Call Of Duty which I was rudely interrupted.
Toad: NOOO!!!!!! I'll never be cool even when I'm a rapper I'm just gonna go back to being evil.
Toad: I'ma get my revenge I'ma make a rap album and then everybody's gonna wanna be me! Yeah! Yeah!!!!!!