- For the episode, see Toad is Cool.
- It's Toad and now I'm cool
- Made a few bucks now I bought me a pool
- I'm sick of everybody calling me gay so talk to the hand cuz I don't care whatcha say!
- Mario and Peach can kiss my booty
- Last week I peed on Black Yoshi's Call of Duty
- When Mario dies Peach is gonna get raped.
- Guess what Shrek I'ma eat your cheesecake.
- It's Ray Cheesy it's time to make it easy
- She licked me like a lollipop like my little Cheesy
- Girl full of spit like when I walk around feeling queazy.
- You hear I want your chocolate, like I was her Reese's
- I ate a bad burrito and now I'm on the pot
- Hit me to the floor you would think I got shot
- I made these rubber tracks I got too many flow
- Man I'm out so let em know Toad
- YEAH! I'm cool now! So Mario, Peach... Black Yoshi Y'all can kiss my fanny! AHHH! I GO HARD! AHHH! In the paint!
- It is the first song sung by Toad.
- It is the debut of Ray Cheesy.
- It is the only song to have an episode about it.
- Black Yoshi and Shrek replied by making "Toad Sucks!"